The Best 37 Featuring Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Featuring jokes. There are some featuring studio jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these featuring include puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Featuring Jokes and Puns

What concert can you get in with just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

What concert can you see for 45 cents?

50 cent, featuring Nickleback.

What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster?

Badmintin'

(P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)

Best Halloween Party Ever

An advertisement for a Halloween party featuring
Zombie Japanese Chefs and street entertainers from the spirit world…
you would be treated to an evening of:
the Woking Dead and Ghost Buskers.

What would a Christian Rap album featuring only UPS drivers be titled?

The Deliverance


So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman.

But it's only worth $7.70.

What do you call a 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback?

Trash

Featuring joke, What do you call a 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback?

So there's this school play...

Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet.

Stallone goes first.

"I'll be Mozart"

Next up is Chuck Norris.

"I'll be Beethoven".

Happy that no one picked his composer, Arnold announces "I'll be Bach".

What is Pitbull's first name

Featuring

Why are there more and more tv shows and movies featuring people of weight?

These days, fat people are a huge demographic.

What do you call the WaltDisney show featuring Donald & Mickey running for 4 years?

US Presidency

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Who would be the perfect host of a home improvement show featuring Ikea furniture?

Tim Allen Keys

My drunk neighbour spent the whole night dancing to the sound of my generator

When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sung the track?
I said, it's Yamaha featuring petrol.

I texted my buddy 'you free this evening?'

He texted back a selfie featuring his red, white and blue cap 'I'm free every evening'

(I know it's not your typical joke but I laughed when I got it). Have a happy and safe Independence Day, USA!

What should I call my new lesbian hentai featuring two anime schoolgirls trapped in the South Tower during 9/11?

*Two Tsun?*

I'm writing an erotic novel featuring tea and pastries.

I'm calling it "Romancing the Scone."

Featuring joke, I'm writing an erotic novel featuring tea and pastries.

Did you hear Playboy is featuring its first transgender playmate?

Hugh Hefner would be rolling over in his grave....if he didn't have a kickstand!

An artist was producing an exhibit featuring portraits of famous black comedians...

He couldn't get a copyright however, due to his collection containing Pryor art.

The Treasury Department just announced a new $3 bill featuring President Trump.

It's designed for businesses who need to keep petty cash.


What concert only costs 45cents ?

50 cent, featuring nickel back

The Notorious B.I.G. once hosted a house party featuring a giant fortune teller

It was a large medium at Small's.

What do you call a party featuring John Adams, Alexander Hamilton and co as guests?

A feds era list party.

My wife just told there was a brothel opening up featuring only sex dolls.

I told her if I wanted to have sex with an inanimate object I would resume having sex with her.

Bought a concert ticket for $0.45

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

Name of new reality show featuring families obsessed with ordering takeaway...

KUWT Doordashians

Have you heard of Ben Shapiro's first rap song?

It's featuring Logic.

Featuring joke, Have you heard of Ben Shapiro's first rap song?

Who plays at a 45 Cent Concert?

50 Cent Featuring Nickelback.

There's an upcoming show featuring the woman from Tiger King and Batman's sidekick, going around and reviewing ice cream parlors

Carole Baskin And Robin's

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?

A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback


What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

I keep hearing about this great new MCU show featuring what I can only assume are Hispanic superheroes...

but I can't seem to find this *Juan Division* on any streaming service.

I went to a concert for 45 cents

50 Cent featuring Nickleback

I'm starting a mail order bride service featuring women from around the world who have an STD.

Amnasty International.

Apparently there's a concert that only costs 45 cents

50 Cent featuring Nickelback


What concert costs only 45cents?

50cent featuring Nickleback

What concert costs $0.45?

Fifty Cent featuring Nickleback.

Fun movie fact: Did you know that the movie "Speed" featuring Keanu had no director?

Because if it had direction, then the movie would be called "Velocity"

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