Feature Jokes

79 feature jokes and hilarious feature puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about feature that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Feature Short Jokes

Short feature jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The feature humour may include short flags jokes also.

  1. If Facebook buys Gmail, instead of 'mark as read' the feature will be called, 'Mark has read'.
  2. A man downloaded a calculator app, but needed to pay extra to unlock the plus button He had to pay in order to use additional features
  3. Fun movie fact: Did you know that the movie "Speed" featuring Keanu had no director? Because if it had direction, then the movie would be called "Velocity"
  4. There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc... Which among them goes completely ignored? The turn signals.
  5. My bank has a new feature where they'll text you your bank balance. I think it's pretty cool. I just don't think they should end the text with "LOL", though.
  6. My girlfriend said that if I keep pointing out features of our house to her, she'd leave me. "Well," I said to her, "there's the door..."
  7. Jesus Christ was featured on a recent episode of Hoarders Apparently, his saving really got out of control!
  8. My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was.... Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer.
  9. What do governments and modern cars have in common? 1. They're full of airbags.
    2. They're full of features that nobody wants.
    3. They're impossible for the average person to fix.
  10. It's not true that air travel has become a circus. Circuses may feature the same level of animal cruelty, sadness and clowns as air travel, but circuses actually start on time.

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Feature One Liners

Which feature one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with feature? I can suggest the ones about details and profile.

  1. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
  2. What is pitbull's first name Featuring
  3. I've just bought a house with period features She hates that nickname.
  4. What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring Nickleback.
  5. What kind of concert costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring nickelback
  6. What do you call a song with a Chris Brown feature? An instant hit.
  7. Apparently there's a concert that only costs 45 cents 50 Cent featuring Nickelback
  8. There's a cool hidden feature on Tinder Keep on swiping right and girls get fatter
  9. What concert can you get in with just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
  10. So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70.
  11. I heard Samsung is making a feature film They're calling it Total Recall.
  12. What concert costs $0.45? Fifty Cent featuring Nickleback.
  13. What concert only costs 45cents ? 50 cent, featuring nickel back
  14. I went to a concert for 45 cents 50 Cent featuring Nickleback
  15. What concert costs only 45cents? 50cent featuring Nickleback

Feature Film Jokes

Here is a list of funny feature film jokes and even better feature film puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Arnold Scwharzanegger gets a call from his agent about a feature length film based around classical music. When asked which character he'd most like to play, 'I'll be Bach'.
  • Called up the movie theater to find out what the order was for the double feature horror films. It follows It Follows.
  • If North Korea released a rocket launch blooper video... It'd be a feature-length film
  • Did you hear the director planned to film two sequels simultaneously for the Michael J Fox 1980's time travel comedy? He planned to make back-to-back back to the 'Back to the Future' future features!
  • This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards. "What's 'Up', Alex?"
    "Not much, what's up with you?"
  • New spy action film to feature a furry marsupial It will be called Mission Impossumible
  • My new Toyota is going to featured in a film! They call it a Camryo.
  • There's a double feature at the theatre tonight. The first film is about a s**... transmitted d**.... The second is about an evil clown. It follows It Follows.

Water Feature Jokes

Here is a list of funny water feature jokes and even better water feature puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why won't I ever make a water feature on top of a mountain where a lot of baby horses are buried? My mom taught me to never make fountains out of foal hills
Feature joke, Why won't I ever make a water feature on top of a mountain where a lot of baby horses are buried?

Animated Feature Jokes

Here is a list of funny animated feature jokes and even better animated feature puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • It's a shame "Fantastic Mr. Fox" didn't win the Academy Award for best animated feature. There were too many *Up* votes.
  • A common feature of animals born through i**... is skin that has been curled up and turned over on itself. Rolled hide.
  • What should I call my new lesbian h**... featuring two anime schoolgirls trapped in the South Tower during 9/11? *Two Tsun?*
Feature joke, What should I call my new lesbian h**... featuring two anime schoolgirls trapped in the South Tower

Comedy Feature Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about feature you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean product jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make feature pranks.

Autocorrect is a great feature...

but it can also be your worst e**....

To all Mozilla brethren....And I'm one of em!

Why would Mozilla Thunderbird be afraid to feature any innovative security device before it's competitors on the web?
Cause the early bird gets the worm

Fords new heated tailgates..

Fords working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold.

Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman?

Neither exist.

What do holiday parties and after school clubs have in common?

They both feature Chess nuts!

Have you seen the features on the next-gen iPhone?

Just google 'Galaxy S4 reviews'.

What is R. Kelly's favorite group to feature?

Black Guy Pees.

"Have you heard about the new rule in boxing?"

... James asked his friend Jake. Jake hadn't.
- Basically, to reduce the number of blows under the belt that boxers deliver and receive, their outfits will feature a line just above the waist that they must aim for with every hit.
- What? That's ridiculous! Is there something written on it?
- Of course! __This is the punchline__."

New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks

Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off.

What's an FBI agent's favorite feature on YouTube?

The watchlist.

There's a joke to be made about Niantic removing the step feature in Pokémon go instead of fixing the bug.

But I just can't seem to find it.

Marvel announced a Paul Bettany feature to come out in 4 years

They truly have 2020 Vision.

Chase releases new feature option to have your balance text to you daily

I just wish they didn't add "lol" at the end of it.

Tinder announced a new feature this week which gives users 37 gender options to choose from

And it's now easier than ever to avoid matching with the mentally unstable

What is the best feature of a Trabant?

There's a heater at the back to keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.

What did Bill Clinton say when asked about

What did Bill Clinton say when asked about Monica Lewinsky's best feature?
She has the whitest teeth I've ever came across.

What's a pirate's favourite...

What's a pirate's favourite architectural feature?
An *arrr*ch.
What's a pirate's favourite place to play?
A p*arrr*k.
What's a pirate's favourite thing to do to women?
I never understood why society romanticises pirates.

What do Chinese food and entropy calculations have in common?

they both feature some dim sums

What's the difference between the Cirque du Soleil and a s**... club?

The Cirque du Solei feature an array of cunning stunts...

If i would get a dollar everytime i hear a new song with a Migos feature...

I would also afford to move out from the Bando

Three men walk in to a bar. One of them is wearing a hat

Your current data plan doesnt cover this feature. Click here to upgrade.

My cat loves Sky Plus.

He loves the PAWS feature.

I noticed that youtube video thumbnails now play an animated gif when you hover over them.

When i noticed this, i was laying in bed with my conservative, traditional girlfriend, but without thinking, i say out-loud, "Oh, youtube finally caught up to pornhub with that awesome feature."
My girlfriend: What?
Me: What?

New features in FIFA 19

There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.

If I had a dollar every time a news story features the president in these 4 years...

News stories will start to feature me in the next 4 years.

Interview (casting) :

- Please, list your 1 strong feature
- I'm persistent
- Thank you, we will contact you later
- I'll wait here

The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit...

Against Las Vegas.

Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther

At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.

There's a new Tesla feature where the closer you drive to your house, the more the entrance opens...

It's called the Elon Gate.

I was using Spotify and they have this killer punch line:

you just discovered a premium feature. Pay to see more!

The Good News: I landed a job at Dreamworks thanks to the Bumblr app's networking feature

The Bad News: I'm working on the Bee Movie 2.

Today I learned my new office chair has the ability to adjust how far the arms stick out.

Guess you could say it's a feature to accommodate to a wider audience

As a programmer I made the AsbestOS.

Reliability was its killing feature.

My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero.

Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."

What's a female ghost's most attractive feature?

Her BOO-bies!
>!Oh come on, it's funny...!<

It's really hot outside but fear not, my car has the deluxe 2fifty AC feature.

2 windows down, driving 50 miles per hour!

A friend I met online has a spider as pet, and he named it Feature. Weird, right?

Until he told me he is a software programmer.

What's Spiderman's best feature?

He's an excellent parker with great morales.

Feature joke, It's not true that air travel has become a circus.

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