The Best 44 Feature Jokes

Following is our collection of Feature jokes which are very funny. There are some feature hasbro jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these feature huawei puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Arnold Scwharzanegger gets a call from his agent about a feature length film based around classical music. When asked which character he'd most like to play,

'I'll be Bach'.

Autocorrect is a great feature...

but it can also be your worst enema.

Fords new heated tailgates..

Fords working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold.

Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman?

Neither exist.

What do holiday parties and after school clubs have in common?

They both feature Chess nuts!


Have you seen the features on the next-gen iPhone?

Just google 'Galaxy S4 reviews'.

What is R. Kelly's favorite group to feature?

Black Guy Pees.

My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was....

Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer.

"Have you heard about the new rule in boxing?"

... James asked his friend Jake. Jake hadn't.
- Basically, to reduce the number of blows under the belt that boxers deliver and receive, their outfits will feature a line just above the waist that they must aim for with every hit.
- What? That's ridiculous! Is there something written on it?
- Of course! __This is the punchline__."

New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks

Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off.

What's an FBI agent's favorite feature on YouTube?

The watchlist.

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There's a joke to be made about Niantic removing the step feature in PokΓ©mon go instead of fixing the bug.

But I just can't seem to find it.

Chase releases new feature option to have your balance text to you daily

I just wish they didn't add "lol" at the end of it.

I heard Samsung is making a feature film

They're calling it Total Recall.

Tinder announced a new feature this week which gives users 37 gender options to choose from

And it's now easier than ever to avoid matching with the mentally unstable

What is the best feature of a Trabant?

There's a heater at the back to keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.

What did Bill Clinton say when asked about

What did Bill Clinton say when asked about Monica Lewinsky's best feature?

She has the whitest teeth I've ever came across.

What's a pirate's favourite...

What's a pirate's favourite architectural feature?

An *arrr*ch.

What's a pirate's favourite place to play?

A p*arrr*k.

What's a pirate's favourite thing to do to women?

Rape.

I never understood why society romanticises pirates.

Why won't I ever make a water feature on top of a mountain where a lot of baby horses are buried?

My mom taught me to never make fountains out of foal hills


What do Chinese food and entropy calculations have in common?

they both feature some dim sums

There's a cool hidden feature on Tinder

Keep on swiping right and girls get fatter

What's the difference between the Cirque du Soleil and a strip club?

The Cirque du Solei feature an array of cunning stunts...

Three men walk in to a bar. One of them is wearing a hat

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My cat loves Sky Plus.

He loves the PAWS feature.

I noticed that youtube video thumbnails now play an animated gif when you hover over them.

When i noticed this, i was laying in bed with my conservative, traditional girlfriend, but without thinking, i say out-loud, "Oh, youtube finally caught up to pornhub with that awesome feature."

My girlfriend: What?
Me: What?

What do you call a song with a Chris Brown feature?

An instant hit.

New features in FIFA 19

There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.

My bank has a new feature where they'll text you your bank balance. I think it's pretty cool.

I just don't think they should end the text with "LOL", though.

If I had a dollar every time a news story features the president in these 4 years...

News stories will start to feature me in the next 4 years.

Called up the movie theater to find out what the order was for the double feature horror films.

It follows It Follows.

Interview (casting) :

- Please, list your 1 strong feature
- I'm persistent
- Thank you, we will contact you later
- I'll wait here

It's a shame "Fantastic Mr. Fox" didn't win the Academy Award for best animated feature.

There were too many *Up* votes.

The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit...

Against Las Vegas.

Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther

At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.

If Facebook buys Gmail, instead of 'mark as read' the feature will be called,

'Mark has read'.

There's a new Tesla feature where the closer you drive to your house, the more the entrance opens...

It's called the Elon Gate.

Rambo V will apparently only feature Swiss Army Knives

I don't know why, but the logo will be a big plus.

There's a double feature at the theatre tonight. The first film is about a sexually transmitted demon. The second is about an evil clown.

It follows It Follows.

A common feature of animals born through incest is skin that has been curled up and turned over on itself.

Rolled hide.

The Good News: I landed a job at Dreamworks thanks to the Bumblr app's networking feature

The Bad News: I'm working on the Bee Movie 2.

Today I learned my new office chair has the ability to adjust how far the arms stick out.

Guess you could say it's a feature to accommodate to a wider audience

As a programmer I made the AsbestOS.

Reliability was its killing feature.

My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero.

Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."

What's a female ghost's most attractive feature?

Her BOO-bies!

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