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Comedy Feathered Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What is a good feathered joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Which is heavier, 200 pounds of brick, or 200 pounds of feather?

The feathers, because 200 pounds of bricks is just 200 pounds of bricks, but with the feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

What's heavier, a ton of brick or a ton of feathers?

A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

What is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

The feathers.
Because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their b**... quacks.
.....I'll gather your upvotes and see my way out.

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves
Looks like the boa cons tricked her

What is the difference between k**... and perverted?

k**... is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

I ate an entire feather pillow last week

Since then I've been feeling down in the dumps.


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