Feather Pillow Jokes
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Feather Pillow Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good feather pillow joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I ate an entire feather pillow last week
Since then I've been feeling down in the dumps.
I created a poll to see if people preferred pillows stuffed with bird feathers or pillows stuffed with synthetic material.
Synthetic material didn't win. Too many down votes.
There were three brothers Feather, Pillow and Brick.
One day Feather went to his mother and asked:
-Mom, why is my name Feather?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a feather fell on your head.
-she replied.
Next day Pillo asked the same question.
-Mom, why is my name Pillow?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a pillow fell on your head.
The third day Brick went up to her mom and goes:
-The Earth is flat!
My new pillow make me sad at night
It's filled with goose feathers, and when I go to sleep...
I feel down
I had to knock a goose unconscious to collect his feathers for Dracula's pillow.
Now he's down for the Count.
What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow?
A downs pillow.
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