Feat Jokes
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Funniest Feat Short Jokes
Short feat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The feat humour may include short fare jokes also.
- Dope, or no dope, Lance Armstrong was still a great athlete. Winning the tour is no easy feat. Even with the drugs, he worked his ball off to go to where he is today!
- I just visited the Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe, and I loved her house. It's an architectural feat.
- what did the hat say to the other hat? "you go on ahead."
I'd like to thank Twitternation, Steve Wozniak, Adam Schefter, @MattGroening and anyone else who helped me achieve this great feat! - I came up with a shoe company that specializes in selling oversize shoes Which is no small feat
- People have been on the hunt for sasquatch for some time now. Finding one has proven to be no small feat.
- Today I finally managed a feat coveted by many but achieved by few I got the USB in by flipping it just twice.
- While commemorating my father's various physical feats, one friend asked if he was "shredded". He was cremated.
:( - Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest? Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat
- Why was the nurse completely stunned when she was fired from the Podiatrist's office? She couldn't admit de-feat.
- Someone I know broke the record for the largest foot in the world WOW, that's an amazing feat!
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Feat One Liners
Which feat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with feat? I can suggest the ones about fest and fact.
- What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback
Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion - I'm learning how to make clown shoes... It's no small feat.
- I manufactured clown shoes… It was no small feat.
- A nightclub near me won an award for "The weirdest entry policy" Which is no small feat.
- Photographing Bigfoot is... no small feat.
- I heard that there was a guy who could jump twice his height That's some incredible feat
- Our platform makes these achievable feats
- Some mechanics can tune a car by ear. You could say they perform feats of engine hearing.
- This "Feat" guy is in every single song... I mean, how does he do it?
- I'm weirdly turned on by songs with guest performers... I might have a feat. f**...
- Today I broke a strong prosthetic leg Some say I pulled off an amazing feat
- I managed to stop the bullies k**... me. No mean feat...
Ridiculous Feat Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about feat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tract jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make feat pranks.
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Strength vs. Intelligence
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, John had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got."
John reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
So two physicists are talking...
So two physicists are disusing what they think would happen if an unstoppable force met an unmovable object. After being unable to reach agreement, the first physicist declared that the only way they could know was to design an experiment, but has no idea how to accomplish such a feat. The second physicist says "Simple. Just give me five minutes alone with your mother."
Have you guys heard the secret about butter?
I don't want to tell you because you might spread it around...
BONUS:
What concert is cheaper than 50 cents to attend?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback
*BUHDUMCHHH*
Biscuits & Doughnuts
An Admiral visits one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the US Naval Insignia stamped on every biscuit.
He went to the cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command. The cook replied, "Well Admiral, after each one is cut out I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the insignia".
Horrified, the Admiral exclaims "That's very unhygienic!"
The cook shrugs and replies "In that case sir, I'd suggest you skip the Doughnuts".
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging...
...that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
An professor from Cambridge and a Dubliner walk into a bar.
An professor from Cambridge and a Dubliner walk into a bar. The professor says to the Dubliner "If you can put the words defeat, defence and detail into one sentence I will buy you the finest beer you could ever ask for" so the Dub replies "De horse jumped ova da fence da feat came first and da tail came last"
Have you seen the features on the next-gen iPhone?
Just google 'Galaxy S4 reviews'.
A bar owner puts out a challenge
He puts an ad in the paper saying that if anyone can beat his bartender in a feat of strength, then he will give them 10,000$. So people come from all over trying to win the money, bodybuilders, construction workers, boxers, but nobody can beat him. In order to win, they must squeeze just one drop of juice out of a lemon after the bartender squeezes it. So one day a skinny man in a suit with point dexter glasses walks in and says he can beat the bartender in the feat of strength. After everyone in the bar stops laughing, the bartender says ok and start squeezing and squeezing until there's almost nothing left in the lemon. So he hands it to the man and in just ten seconds the skinny man gets 6 drops out of the lemon. The owner of the bar gives him his money and says "before you go, tell me, how did you do that? Are you a magician? Martial artist? How in the world did you beat him?" And the man replies "oh no no no, I work for the IRS."
Polish Space Program
The polish space program recently revealed to the UN that they were preparing to attempt the first manned space mission to the surface of the sun. When asked how they were going to accomplish this feat they answered, "We are going at night".
What's the best feature of Apple Pencil?
You don't need to sharpen it.
New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks
Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off.
What is pitbull's first name
Featuring
What is the best feature of a Trabant?
There's a heater at the back to keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.
Cow tipping.
If you succeed in tipping a cow only part way, such that only one of its feet is till on the ground, you have created lean beef. Such a feat is well done. Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable. When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.
New features in FIFA 19
There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.
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The other day I failed my grade 10 English exam for the third year in a row
My friend called it quite a feat.
I smugly corrected him and said, "the singular is actually 'a foot.'"
How did that d**... even pass??
I use a feather as a GPS.
It tickles me the right way.
New Feature On Windows
I went on to one of my friends computer and to my surprise It was already signed into my account. Anyone know which update this was from, and how does windows know?
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The artist named Feat has a monopoly on the music industry and should be tracked down.
Every time I see a song, Feat is always on it. This is too suspicious, and must mean he has a monopoly on the recording industry. Maybe he has parents with connections, maybe he is holding someone hostage, or maybe it is something much worse. What is apparent though, is that he is definitely breaking the law somehow, and must face his crimes. #DeathToFeat
What's Spiderman's best feature?
He's an excellent parker with great morales.
