Ridiculous Feat Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
Strength vs. Intelligence
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, John had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got."
John reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
So two physicists are talking...
So two physicists are disusing what they think would happen if an unstoppable force met an unmovable object. After being unable to reach agreement, the first physicist declared that the only way they could know was to design an experiment, but has no idea how to accomplish such a feat. The second physicist says "Simple. Just give me five minutes alone with your mother."
Have you guys heard the secret about butter?
I don't want to tell you because you might spread it around...
BONUS:
What concert is cheaper than 50 cents to attend?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback
*BUHDUMCHHH*
An professor from Cambridge and a Dubliner walk into a bar.
An professor from Cambridge and a Dubliner walk into a bar. The professor says to the Dubliner "If you can put the words defeat, defence and detail into one sentence I will buy you the finest beer you could ever ask for" so the Dub replies "De horse jumped ova da fence da feat came first and da tail came last"
Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest?
Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat
what did the hat say to the other hat?
"you go on ahead."
I'd like to thank Twitternation, Steve Wozniak, Adam Schefter, @MattGroening and anyone else who helped me achieve this great feat!
Have you seen the features on the next-gen iPhone?
Just google 'Galaxy S4 reviews'.
Polish Space Program
The polish space program recently revealed to the UN that they were preparing to attempt the first manned space mission to the surface of the sun. When asked how they were going to accomplish this feat they answered, "We are going at night".
This "Feat" guy is in every single song...
I mean, how does he do it?
New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks
Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off.
What is Pitbull's first name
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Photographing Bigfoot is...
no small feat.
People have been on the hunt for sasquatch for some time now.
Finding one has proven to be no small feat.
My friend lost his virginity to his teacher when he was only 13 years old.
My friend lost his virginity to his teacher when he was only 13 years old.
A pretty impressive feat, especially for someone who was homeschooled.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback
Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion
What is the best feature of a Trabant?
There's a heater at the back to keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.
I came up with a shoe company that specializes in selling oversize shoes
Which is no small feat
Today I finally managed a feat coveted by many but achieved by few
I got the USB in by flipping it just twice.
I heard that there was a guy who could jump twice his height
That's some incredible feat
Someone I know broke the record for the largest foot in the world
WOW, that's an amazing feat!
Cow tipping.
If you succeed in tipping a cow only part way, such that only one of its feet is till on the ground, you have created lean beef. Such a feat is well done. Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable. When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.
Three engineers are discussing God's engineering background.
The first one says, "God was clearly an electrical engineer. The human nervous system is a feat of electrical engineering genius!"
The second one says, "Absolutely not! He was a mechanical engineer. The way the muscles and bones interact are mechanically brilliant!"
The third one says, "Nope, you're both idiots. God was a civil engineer. Who else would run a sewage line right through a playground?"
New features in FIFA 19
There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.
A nightclub near me won an award for "The weirdest entry policy"
Which is no small feat.
The other day I failed my grade 10 English exam for the third year in a row
My friend called it quite a feat.
I smugly corrected him and said, "the singular is actually 'a foot.'"
How did that d**... even pass??
I use a feather as a GPS.
It tickles me the right way.
I just visited the Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe, and I loved her house.
It's an architectural feat.
New Feature On Windows
I went on to one of my friends computer and to my surprise It was already signed into my account. Anyone know which update this was from, and how does windows know?
Today I broke a strong prosthetic leg
Some say I pulled off an amazing feat
I'm learning how to make clown shoes...
It's no small feat.
The artist named Feat has a monopoly on the music industry and should be tracked down.
Every time I see a song, Feat is always on it. This is too suspicious, and must mean he has a monopoly on the recording industry. Maybe he has parents with connections, maybe he is holding someone hostage, or maybe it is something much worse. What is apparent though, is that he is definitely breaking the law somehow, and must face his crimes. #DeathToFeat
Dope, or no dope, Lance Armstrong was still a great athlete.
Winning the tour is no easy feat. Even with the drugs, he worked his ball off to go to where he is today!
Which concert costs 45 cents for admission?
50 cent Feat. Nickleback.
I'm weirdly turned on by songs with guest performers...
I might have a feat. f**...
Magic Show
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled, "How'd you do that?" "I could tell you, sir," the magician answered, "But then I'd have to kill you."
After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Ok, then, just tell my wife!"
I manufactured clown shoes…
It was no small feat.
What concert is only 45 cents?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback
What's Spiderman's best feature?
He's an excellent parker with great morales.
