Fdr Jokes

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Funniest Fdr Short Jokes

Short fdr jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fdr humour may include short senate jokes also.

1. So far 42 out of 43 presidents actually ran for office. FDR just kind of rolled himself in there.
2. Non vaccinated I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years.
3. FDR: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Truman: I'm gonna have to stop ya right there.
4. FDR puns! He was WHEELY great!
   His Plans were aFORDable
   His favorite batteries were AAA.
   Whenever he lost at cards, he would ask for a NEW DEAL.
   I'm on a ROLL!
5. TIL that FDR was the first sitting President to travel by airplane Maybe tomorrow I'll learn who the first standing President to travel by airplane was!
6. I used to know someone who did FDR impersonations for a living... ... he had a Great Impression
7. What's the difference between Franklin Delano Roosevelt and an emergency room run by people who can't hear? One is FDR the other is a Deaf ER.
8. What does FDR take when he's feeling a little constipated? His Social Security L(Act)xitives!

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Fdr One Liners

Which fdr one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fdr? I can suggest the ones about inauguration and president.

1. What does FDR stand for? Nothing.
2. Who was the least funny U.S. President? FDR. His standup could use some work.
3. What was FDR's favorite room in the White House? The Crawl Space
4. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -FDR "Exactly." -everyone with anxiety
5. FDR was the worst president He never stood for what he believed in
6. If FDR was in a wheelchair... then how did he run for president?
7. FDR hates cripple humor He can't stand it
8. Have you seen that picture of young FDR? You'd almost say... He's a dime piece
9. Why was FDR so bad at basketball? Congress wouldn't let him pack the court.
10. was FDR really disabled? because he could really run a country. : ^ )
11. What do you call a selfie taken by President FDR? A Polioid
12. What would they call the vice president if FDR was assassinated? A stand-in.
13. FDR was such a bad president... He couldn't even stand himself
14. What's FDR's favorite type of candy? Rolos.
15. What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law? The n**... Eel.

Cheerful Fun Fdr Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about fdr you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ban jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fdr pranks.