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What did the White House staff do when President Trump broke the fax machine?

They replaced it with an alternative fax machine.

All these youngsters with their DDoS-attacks

Back in my day we just hurled a bunch of fax machines through someone's window

What do you call someone who hates using fax machines?

Anti-Faxer

My old office finally threw away those old printing machines and bought new ones.

I couldn't give a fax anymore.

When I get a lot of Myspace requests

my fax machine goes crazy.

Why should you always trust fax machines?

Cuz they be straight up spitting fax all the time

This administration is so behind the times, technically speaking: they can't figure anything out...

They even have to use an alternative fax machine.

I dropped my fax machine the other day..

But it was okay, I had an alternative one.
Credit u/CruzaComplex

We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.

A Fiat 500 pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light.

"Do you have a car phone?" asked the driver of the Fiat. "Of course I do," replied the haughty deluxe-car driver. "Well, do you have a fax machine?" The driver of the Rolls sighed, "I have that too." "Then do you have a double bed in the trunk?" the Fiat driver wanted to know. Embarrassed, the Rolls driver sped off. That afternoon, he ordered a mechanic to install a double bed in the trunk. A week later the Rolls driver passed the same Fiat 500 parked on the side of the road with the back windows fogged up and steam pouring out. The arrogant driver pulls over, gets out of the Rolls, and bangs on the Fiat's back window until the driver sticks his head out. "I wanted to tell you I have a double bed installed," says the proud Rolls driver. The Fiat driver is unimpressed, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!"

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