Fax Jokes

• Short Fax Jokes
• Fax One Liners
• Fax Machine Jokes
• Fax No Printer Jokes
• More Fax Jokes

Funniest Fax Short Jokes

Short fax jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fax humour may include short paper jokes also.

1. Trumps first few months in office have been pretty rough. His all-in-one printer broke down, so he's had to use some alternative fax.
2. Due to all the scandals, the Trump administration has decided to stop using emails. They'll use alternative fax.
3. What did the White House staff do when President Trump broke the fax machine? They replaced it with an alternative fax machine.
4. Why do you have to use email to communicate with a flat earther? You can't reach them with fax.
5. All these youngsters with their DDoS-attacks Back in my day we just hurled a bunch of fax machines through someone's window
6. My old office finally threw away those old printing machines and bought new ones. I couldn't give a fax anymore.
7. Breaking News: Donald Trump and his staff will be replacing the email system at the White House They'll be using alternative fax instead
8. Why should you always trust fax machines? Cuz they be straight up spitting fax all the time
9. So it turns out Mike Pence used a private email server. When questioned he denied, saying he doesn't even use email. Alternative Fax
10. Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?'
    'No, I can't fax because of where I live'
    'Where do you live?'
    'The 21st century'

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Fax One Liners

Which fax one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fax? I can suggest the ones about envelope and email.

1. What do you call someone who doesn't care about printers? No fax given.
2. What does the White House call a broken printer? Alternative Fax.
3. What document is guaranteed to only contain the truth? Fax
4. Why does Donald Trump print his emails? He's never been keen on fax
5. What do you call someone who hates using fax machines? Anti-Faxer
6. How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde? When there's a stamp on it.
7. When I get a lot of Myspace requests my fax machine goes crazy.
8. What Does Kellyanne Conway Call Her Computer's Scanner? Alternative Fax.
9. What does Sean Spicer call emails? Alternative fax.
10. I asked Kellyanne Conway for her email And she said "oh you mean my alternative fax?"
11. What do you call printer statistics? Fax
12. Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative: Fax
13. Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office... It's titled, "And My Fax".
14. What does the White House use when their fax machine breaks? Alternative fax
15. Yo mama so dumb, She she bought a fax machine to prove she wasn't!

Fax Machine Jokes

Here is a list of funny fax machine jokes and even better fax machine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• This administration is so behind the times, technically speaking: they can't figure anything out... They even have to use an alternative fax machine.
• I dropped my fax machine the other day.. But it was okay, I had an alternative one.
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• We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.

Fax No Printer Jokes

Here is a list of funny fax no printer jokes and even better fax no printer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend said, "I wish there was a way i could send something to your printer." I said, "fax."
• We had to get a new all-in-one printer, after a lot of fighting. The old one couldn't handle the fax.

Fun-Filled Fax Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about fax you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fax machine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fax pranks.