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143 favourite jokes and hilarious favourite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about favourite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover some of the best of the best jokes that everyone loves to tell! From favourite child to favourite dinosaur and favourite Christmas cracker, find out your preference in humour and let yourself go, Zing!
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Funniest Favourite Short Jokes
Short favourite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The favourite humour may include short favorite food jokes also.
- What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir,
We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ... - A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus"
- My favourite childhood memory with my grandad is when i was building a sand castle with him... ...until my mom took the urn back.
- My favourite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather Until my mother took the urn from me
- I love politically incorrect jokes, and here is my favourite. Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.
- My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame I love a protagonist with a twisted back story
- i went to an REM concert back in '92. They're my favourite band so I wanted my photo taken with them.
That's me in the corner. - What's your favourite Chuck Norris joke? Let's start with one of my favs:
"chuck norris' password is the last 9 digits of pi." - A friend asked me who my favourite vampire was. "That puppet from Sesame Street", I replied.
They told me he didn't count.
I said, "I beg to differ...". - My favourite childhood memory was making sandcastles with my grandfather. Until my mother hid his urn away from me.
Credit. Sandi Toksvig
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Favourite One Liners
Which favourite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with favourite? I can suggest the ones about beloved and greatest.
- What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11 because it has another 1.
- What's a pirates favourite letter? P, because without it they're irate
- My favourite word in the world is "bargain". It means a great deal to me.
- What's a gay mole's favourite thing? Molasses.
- I love summer in the UK. My favourite day of the year.
- My favourite Haiku Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you - What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut? Command Alt Right.
- My three favourite things My 3 favourite things are eating my family and not using commas
- What's a pirates favourite letter? (pause for everyone saying aRrrrrrr)
No, it be the C - What's batmans favourite fruit? Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit.
- What is a vampire's favourite thing to do? Crack open a boy with the cold ones.
- I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is. Maybe Alaska.
- What's a stormtrooper's favourite store? The one right next to the Target
- Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!
- Where is Peter Pans favourite place to eat out? Wendy's
Favourite Christmas Jokes
Here is a list of funny favourite christmas jokes and even better favourite christmas puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How much does Santa's sleigh cost? Nothing ... it's on the house.
Figured I would kick off the Christmas jokes with one of my favourites. - What's a kidnapped child's favourite Christmas Carol? Away with a stranger
- What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday I still love Easter, Baby.
- You know what's the favourite holiday song in Wales? All I Want For Christmas is Ewe
- What's a chemists favourite thing to do at Christmas? Decorate his chemistree.
- What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
- I love the 2003 version of Duvet Know It's Christmas. It's one of my favourite covers.
- You know my favourite christmas song? Its the one about the electronic instruction booklet. Oh come oh come e-manual...
- What's a Christmas tree's favourite TV show? Fraser Fir sure.
- What's Walter White's favourite christmas song? Blue Christmas
Favourite Colour Jokes
Here is a list of funny favourite colour jokes and even better favourite colour puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- 5 year old daughters first independent joke: What is a cats favourite colour? Purrrrrr-ple
High fives all round! - Color vs Colour, Favorite vs Favourite, Neighbor vs Neighbour British English: I think you're having problem understanding these words.
American English: no u - Whats a wind turbines favourite colour? Blew!
- Two Irishmen are talking ... One says to the other "Y'know, green is my favourite colour in the whole world! In fact, I like it more than blue and yellow combined!"
- If communism would adapt English, they would adapt to British English. ColOURs, FlavOURs, FavOURite and humOUR.
- What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy.
- In the end, it isn't about whether or not someone uses colour or armour or favourite it's all about u
- A good way to start a conversation is 'What's your favorite color'. A good way to end a conversation is What's your favourite colour of a person.
- According to a recent national poll, American's least favourite colour is... Brown.
(Poll conducted by the Federal Elections Commission) - What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour? M'genta
Favourite Child Jokes
Here is a list of funny favourite child jokes and even better favourite child puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My parents told me that they don't have a favourite child. It was tough, considering I am the only child.
- My mother always said that she didn't have a favourite child.. Which is pretty rough, because I have no siblings.
- My mum always told me she didn't have a favourite child. Bit sad really. I'm an only child
- I asked my dad who the favourite child was. "Ask your brother," he replied.
"Where is he?" I asked.
He said, "Buried in the garden." - My wife asked me who my favourite child is. I know now that Grogu is not an acceptable response.
- What's a scientist's favourite all-female band? Densities Child.
- My mum told me I was her third favourite child..... .... I'm an only child
- What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel? Khartoum Network.
- What is a East Indian child's favourite game? Hide and go Sikh
- Whats a childs favourite dinosaur? A Duplodocus
Favourite Dinosaur Jokes
Here is a list of funny favourite dinosaur jokes and even better favourite dinosaur puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls
- What is a Latino's 3rd favourite dinosaur? *Terceratops*
- What's a dinosaur's favourite genre of music? Space Rock, but they don't mind death metal.
Favourite Cracker Jokes
Here is a list of funny favourite cracker jokes and even better favourite cracker puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Every night I like to kick back and relax... I enjoy a fresh glass of milk and a box of my favourite crackers, Triscuits. I know, it ain't the ritz.
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What funny jokes about favourite you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean favorite childhood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make favourite prank.
My favourite s**... position is called "WOW" ...
It's where I flip your MOM over
My favourite s**... position is called "WOW"...
Its when I flip your MOM.
What's a Pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear Customer,
Due to recent i**... activities that have been performed through your connection, your internet service has been permanently disconnected.
-Sincerely, your ISP.
What's Adolf h**...'s favourite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
My ex girlfirend
My ex-girlfriend used to give me nicknames whilst giving me head.
"The Impaler" was my favourite.
Well, at least, that's what I thought she said....
Turns out she's asthmatic and it's my fault she died.
In honour of my first cake day, here's a few of my favourite riddles. Feel free to try them on your friends.
Q: What gets bigger, the more you take away from it?
A: A hole
Q: What two words have thousands of letters in them?
A: Post office
Q: The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
A: A coffin
Q: What travels all over the world, but stays in the corner?
A: A stamp
Q: What runs all around a field, but doesn't move?
A: A fence
Q: What starts with E, ends with e and only has one letter in it?
A: Envelope
Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night.
Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?
Rihanna, mate.
Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?
A: Miscarriage
This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
My favourite lawyer joke
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Upon receiving his drink he mutters: 'all
lawyers are a**....'
A guy down the bar angrily yells: 'HEY!'
'Oh I'm sorry, are you a lawyer?' The man replies.
'No I'm an a**...!'
We had random drug testing at work today.
The p**... was my favourite.
My long past criminally psychopathic grandfather's favourite joke: What do you get if you cut a policeman's head into four pieces?
Police Headquarters…..
This is my dad's (a math major) favourite joke. What's the difference between an Engineer and a Mathematician?
A mathematician and an engineer are living together in a dorm when a fire starts in their room.
The mathematician wakes up and sees the fire. He quickly scans the room and sees a fire extinguisher and goes back to bed, happy knowing a solution exists.
The engineer wakes up, sees the fire and uses the extinguisher to put it out.
What's my dog's favourite part of the tree?
The bark.
What's my bank's favourite part of the tree?
The branches.
What's my elephant's favourite part of the tree?
The trunk.
What's my father's favourite part of the tree?
The leaves :(
My favourite s**... position is the JFK
I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!
I was recently asked who my favourite vampire was. I said, the muppet from Sesame Street.
They told me, He doesn't count!
I replied, I assure you, he does.
Two wind turbines...
Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:
He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"
My mother asked me to hand out invitations to my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was her favourite twin.
p**... jokes aren't my favourite kind of joke.
But they are a solid #2.
What is an extremist's favourite thing to have s**... with?
A blow up doll
This was my grandma's favourite joke
Jenny walks into the doctor's office for a checkup, and the doctor needs to check her heartbeat.
"Pull your sweater up real quick, and I'll use the stethoscope.
There we go, thank you. Big breaths, Jenny."
"Yeth, I know, and I'm only thixthteen!"
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
It's my cake day humour me.
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp,
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again.
I was asked who my favourite X-men was the other day...
Apparently Caitlyn Jenner was inappropriate.
Two windmills stood on a hill with a radio.
One turned to his friend and asked, What's your favourite music?
The other windmill said, I'm a big metal fan.
My wife thinks I play favourites with my kids.
That's just silly. I love Eric and Not Eric equally.
What's a pirate's favourite...
What's a pirate's favourite architectural feature?
An *arrr*ch.
What's a pirate's favourite place to play?
A p*arrr*k.
What's a pirate's favourite thing to do to women?
r**....
I never understood why society romanticises pirates.
My favourite word in the English language is frequently
I try to use it as often as possible
"What's your favourite Pixar film?", my dad asked
I replied, "Up, yours?"
My dad gave me a weird look and said, "No need to be like that, I was only asking."
What is a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?
Dear Sir or Ma'am,
we are cutting your internet connection due to i**... downloading and copyright violations.
Sincerely, Internet Provider
My favourite way to dress is all in black.
My sense of fashion is second to nun.
I'll show myself out.
My brother did one like that after a long string of pirate jokes.
"What's a pirate's favourite crime?"
"Arrrrson," I said, chuckling at my cleverness.
"You idiot," he replied, "it's obviously Piracy."
My favourite joke ever
So a woman is in the hospital, having just given birth to twins. The midwife appears at her side and gravely says that she has some good news and some bad news. The woman asks for her to get the bad news out of the way. "Well," the midwife says, "unfortunately one of the children is ginger".
The Mother laughs and says, "Well then, whats the good news?"
"Its dead", the midwife says.
What is h**...'s favourite video game?
Mein Kraft
What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?
The New York Jets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My new vegetarian girlfriend cooked me a meal.....
My new vegetarian girlfriend cooked me one of her favourite dishes last night.
"What are these little round things", I asked.
"Have you never seen a chick-pea before?", she said.
"Of course I have, my last girlfriend was up for anything, but that doesn't answer my question".
Purple is my least favourite color
I hate it more than red and blue combined.
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but 'tis the C his heart truely belongs to.
I love u
It's my favourite vowel.
What is a pirate's favourite letter?
He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.
No Respect
"A girl phoned me up the other day and said, 'Come on over, no one is home.'
I went over there.
And nobody was home!"
Rodney Dangerfield
What are some of your favourites from Mr. No Respect?
What is a pirate's favourite letter in the alphabet?
You think it would be the R, but he's really fond of the C.
What is a drunk Mexican's favourite book?
Tequila Mockingbird.
What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?
Sleigher
What's a Stormtroopers favourite business?
The one next to Target.
What's a Philosophers favourite sport?
Discuss
What's a bisexual's favourite food item?
Chestnuts
Joke from my daughter.
What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
HULK'S MASH!
no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
What's Michelle Obama's favourite vegetable
Barackoli
What was h**...'s favourite aquatic animal?
Adolfin.
My swimming instructor asked me what my favourite s**... was.
Apparently "The one that killed Margaret Thatcher" wasn't the right answer.
What's the difference between a 4 year girl and a 40 year old woman?
A 4 year old's favourite toy is a rubber body without any g**.... A 40 year old's favourite toy is a rubber g**... without any body.
What is Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?
HAAAANNNNDDD EEEEEYYYYYYEEEE
The joke I always think of when asked what's your favourite joke?
Didja hear about the Cutlery Gang downtown? They've started pronouncing the silent 'k' in words. Those kniving b**...!
What is Thanos favourite social media?
Obviously Snapchat
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