Favourite Jokes

Following is our collection of bestest humor and catchphrase one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Favourite puns for adults, dirty calibri jokes or clean common gags for kids.

There is an abundance of loved jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 59 funniest jokes on favourite. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any popular witze you can hear about favourite.

The Best jokes about Favourite

My favourite sex position is called "WOW" ...

It's where I flip your MOM over

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11 because it has another 1.๏ปฟ

My favourite sex position is called "WOW"...

Its when I flip your MOM.

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir,

We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

What's a Pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Customer,

Due to recent illegal activities that have been performed through your connection, your internet service has been permanently disconnected.

-Sincerely, your ISP.


A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is

A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus"

My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story

What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game?

Mein Kraft.

My ex girlfirend

My ex-girlfriend used to give me nicknames whilst giving me head.


"The Impaler" was my favourite.


Well, at least, that's what I thought she said....


Turns out she's asthmatic and it's my fault she died.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

P, because without it they're irate

Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night.

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.


Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage

This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

My favourite lawyer joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Upon receiving his drink he mutters: 'all
lawyers are assholes.'
A guy down the bar angrily yells: 'HEY!'
'Oh I'm sorry, are you a lawyer?' The man replies.
'No I'm an asshole!'

We had random drug testing at work today.

The pcp was my favourite.

What's a gay mole's favourite thing?

Molasses.

What is a pedophile's favourite pair of shoes?

White vans.

I love summer in the UK.

My favourite day of the year.

My favourite Haiku

Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you

This is my dad's (a math major) favourite joke. What's the difference between an Engineer and a Mathematician?

A mathematician and an engineer are living together in a dorm when a fire starts in their room.

The mathematician wakes up and sees the fire. He quickly scans the room and sees a fire extinguisher and goes back to bed, happy knowing a solution exists.

The engineer wakes up, sees the fire and uses the extinguisher to put it out.


What's my dog's favourite part of the tree?

The bark.

What's my bank's favourite part of the tree?

The branches.

What's my elephant's favourite part of the tree?

The trunk.

What's my father's favourite part of the tree?

The leaves :(

My favourite sex position is the JFK

I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

Two wind turbines...

Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:

He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"

My mother asked me to hand out invitations to my brother's surprise party.

That's when I realized he was her favourite twin.

My three favourite things

My 3 favourite things are eating my family and not using commas

Poop jokes aren't my favourite kind of joke.

But they are a solid #2.

What is an extremist's favourite thing to have sex with?

A blow up doll

What's batmans favourite fruit?

Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit.

This was my grandma's favourite joke

Jenny walks into the doctor's office for a checkup, and the doctor needs to check her heartbeat.

"Pull your sweater up real quick, and I'll use the stethoscope.

There we go, thank you. Big breaths, Jenny."


"Yeth, I know, and I'm only thixthteen!"

My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp,

I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again.

Color vs Colour, Favorite vs Favourite, Neighbor vs Neighbour

British English: I think you're having problem understanding these words.
American English: no u

I was asked who my favourite X-men was the other day...

Apparently Caitlyn Jenner was inappropriate.

I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is.

Maybe Alaska.

What's a pirate's favourite...

What's a pirate's favourite architectural feature?

An *arrr*ch.

What's a pirate's favourite place to play?

A p*arrr*k.

What's a pirate's favourite thing to do to women?

Rape.

I never understood why society romanticises pirates.

"What's your favourite Pixar film?", my dad asked

I replied, "Up, yours?"

My dad gave me a weird look and said, "No need to be like that, I was only asking."

My favourite way to dress is all in black.

My sense of fashion is second to nun.

I'll show myself out.

Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

My brother did one like that after a long string of pirate jokes.

"What's a pirate's favourite crime?"

"Arrrrson," I said, chuckling at my cleverness.

"You idiot," he replied, "it's obviously Piracy."

My favourite joke ever

So a woman is in the hospital, having just given birth to twins. The midwife appears at her side and gravely says that she has some good news and some bad news. The woman asks for her to get the bad news out of the way. "Well," the midwife says, "unfortunately one of the children is ginger".
The Mother laughs and says, "Well then, whats the good news?"
"Its dead", the midwife says.

What is Hitler's favourite video game?

Mein Kraft

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

My new vegetarian girlfriend cooked me a meal.....

My new vegetarian girlfriend cooked me one of her favourite dishes last night.

"What are these little round things", I asked.

"Have you never seen a chick-pea before?", she said.

"Of course I have, my last girlfriend was up for anything, but that doesn't answer my question".

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but 'tis the C his heart truely belongs to.

I love u

It's my favourite vowel.

What is a pirate's favourite letter?

He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.

What is a drunk Mexican's favourite book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

Joke from my daughter.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
HULK'S MASH!

no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What's a Hogwarts student's favourite boy band? [NSFW]

Wand Erection.

What's a bisexual's favourite food item?

Chestnuts

What was Hitler's favourite aquatic animal?

Adolfin.

What's the difference between a 4 year girl and a 40 year old woman?

A 4 year old's favourite toy is a rubber body without any genitals. A 40 year old's favourite toy is a rubber genital without any body.

What is Thanos favourite social media?

Obviously Snapchat

"What's your favourite position?" asked my date.

I said, "It's the spider."


She said, "I don't know it."


"Well," I said, "it's when I stand in a corner of the room and you scream naughty things at me."

My favourite exercise

is a cross between a crunch and a lunge... it's called lunch.

David Cameron

Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked "what is your favourite cut?", David replied, "the public sector".

What is your least favourite race?

Mine is the marathon... too many Kenyans

Two men playing golf (a favourite of mine)

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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