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Favourite Colour Jokes

31 favourite colour jokes and hilarious favourite colour puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about favourite colour that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Favourite Colour Short Jokes

Short favourite colour jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The favourite colour humour may include short favorite color jokes also.

  1. 5 year old daughters first independent joke: What is a cats favourite colour? Purrrrrr-ple
    High fives all round!
  2. Color vs Colour, Favorite vs Favourite, Neighbor vs Neighbour British English: I think you're having problem understanding these words.
    American English: no u
  3. Two Irishmen are talking ... One says to the other "Y'know, green is my favourite colour in the whole world! In fact, I like it more than blue and yellow combined!"
  4. If communism would adapt English, they would adapt to British English. ColOURs, FlavOURs, FavOURite and humOUR.
  5. In the end, it isn't about whether or not someone uses colour or armour or favourite it's all about u
  6. A good way to start a conversation is 'What's your favorite color'. A good way to end a conversation is What's your favourite colour of a person.
  7. According to a recent national poll, American's least favourite colour is... Brown.
    (Poll conducted by the Federal Elections Commission)

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Favourite Colour One Liners

Which favourite colour one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with favourite colour? I can suggest the ones about favourite and colourful.

  1. Whats a wind turbines favourite colour? Blew!
  2. What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy.
  3. What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour? M'genta
  4. What's a castaway's favourite colour? Maroon
  5. What's a potato's favourite colour? Idk... Literally
  6. What is a Communist's favourite colour? Comm-Red
  7. What's Helen Keller's favourite colour ? Velcro.
  8. What's Adele's favourite colour? Chips.
  9. What's a Native's 2 favourite colours? Blue and Blue Light.
  10. What's your favourite colour? I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.
  11. What was h**...'s favourite colour? Braun.

Favourite Colour Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about favourite colour you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean favourite christmas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make favourite colour pranks.

Semantics really

I woke up this morning and found a bunch of missing person posters around town that said "Offering reward for any information".
I promptly ran to a phone, called them up and told them my favourite colour was blue.

A blonde girl...

...wants to know what life is like as a brunette girl, so she goes to the hairdresser and has her hair died brown.
Eager to show the world her newly acquired intelligence, she goes on a walk and meets a shepherd. She walks towards him and says:
"if i can guess how many sheep you have in your pack, can I have one?"
"fair deal" the shepherd says and the blonde guesses "457". The shepherd, really surprised about the ability of the girl, says "a deal is a deal, you guessed the right number, pick a sheep and you can keep it".
After the girl has picked her favourite of the pack, the shepherd says:
"if i can guess, which colour your hair had before you dyed it brown, can i get my dog back?"