Favourite Child Jokes

Funniest Favourite Child Short Jokes

Short favourite child jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The favourite child humour may include short favorite kid jokes also.

1. My mother always said that she didn't have a favourite child.. Which is pretty rough, because I have no siblings.
2. My mum always told me she didn't have a favourite child. Bit sad really. I'm an only child
3. I asked my dad who the favourite child was. "Ask your brother," he replied.
   "Where is he?" I asked.
   He said, "Buried in the garden."
4. My wife asked me who my favourite child is. I know now that Grogu is not an acceptable response.
5. I was always a favourite child. My parents always let me win at hide and seek. Two weeks was my record.

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Favourite Child One Liners

Which favourite child one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with favourite child? I can suggest the ones about favourite and youngest child.

1. What's a kidnapped child's favourite Christmas Carol? Away with a stranger
2. What's a scientist's favourite all-female band? Densities Child.
3. My mum told me I was her third favourite child..... .... I'm an only child
4. What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel? Khartoum Network.
5. Whats a childs favourite dinosaur? A Duplodocus
6. If we're all sons and daughters of god... Then was Jesus the favourite child?
7. What is a East Indian child's favourite game? Hide and go Sikh

Favourite Child Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about favourite child you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean middle child jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make favourite child pranks.