Favour Jokes
101 favour jokes and hilarious favour puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about favour that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Favour Short Jokes
Short favour jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The favour humour may include short honour jokes also.
- Hey, remember how we used to finish each other's sentences when we were younger? Well I'm in prison now and I really need a favour
- Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter.
- The Night's Watch can ramp up the number of new recruits by... ...ditching its archaic name in favour of something hip like Snow Patrol.
- ronaldo was so gracious to help Cavani off the pitch So Cavani kindly returned the favour.
- Business lessons: Ending your contract with a specialist logistics company in favour of going with the lowest bidder is... One of the Bidvest mistakes you can make.
- With all the outrage after a conservative website unearthed offensive tweets by the director of Guardians of the Galaxy... Does that mean the right are now in favour of Gunn control?
- They've only just ruled in favour of gay marriage in Australia Now they're already having bi elections
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Favour One Liners
Which favour one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with favour? I can suggest the ones about preference and prefer.
- I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numeral I M LIVID
- What dip do ducks favour the most? Quakamole.
- What's a guitarist favour type of cheese? Shredded cheese
- Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca
- I am not in favour of polygamy. One marriage is enough to ruin me.
- Why are lizards such cheapskates? Because they're tried to tip the SCALES in their favour
- All in favour of more horse impressions. Aye All opppsed.
- What do you call people who are in favour of tractors? Protractors!
- Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even? The odds are ever in their favours.
- My friend with a p**... f**... asked me for a favour 'Do me a solid', he said
- Why is s**... with your granma confusing? Because you don't know who's doing the favour.
- What did the dung beetle say to the camel? Can you p**... me a favour?
Quirky and Hilarious Favour Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about favour you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean advantage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make favour pranks.
What is China's favourite online game ?
Unreal Tiannament.
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My favourite s**... position is called "WOW" ...
It's where I flip your mom over
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What's a politician's favourite s**... position?
Depends on how much you're paying them.
What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?
BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA.
My dad's favourite joke - Harry the vampire bat
So one day Harry the vampire bat gets back to his cave, with his entire face absolutely covered with blood. All the other bats are incredulous, demanding where Harry found all the blood. Harry agrees to show them. So they all follow Harry out of the cave, over the river, and through some fields, until they get to a field with a single tree in the middle of it. All the bats are impatient, saying 'Harry is the blood here? Where is it, man? Harry replied 'You see that tree there? I didn't.'
My favourite joke -
Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other
"how do you get to the other side?"
The other replies
"You are on the other side...?"
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My favourite lawyer joke
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Upon receiving his drink he mutters: 'all
lawyers are a**....'
A guy down the bar angrily yells: 'HEY!'
'Oh I'm sorry, are you a lawyer?' The man replies.
'No I'm an a**...!'
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What is h**...'s favourite type of pizza?
The Hollow Crust.
My favourite Haiku
Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you
One of my favourite jokes. Might take a minute to sink in...
I saw a guy having an epileptic fit in a nightclub. Everyone was just standing around watching, pointing at him and talking about it. "Look!! That guy's having a fit!!" etc...
I said "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer."
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Favorite pirate joke
A: What's a pirates favourite letter?
B: Arrrrrrrrr
A: Correct, what's a pirate's favourite class in school?
B: Arrrritmatic, Arrrrrrt, Arrrrrchitecture (any will do)
A: You're right! What kind of sweaters to pirates wear?
B: Arrrrrgyle!
(They'll be feeling good and playing along by now)
A: What's a pirate's favourite type of crime?
B: Arrrrrrson!
A: No. Piracy you f***ing idiot.
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What is pinocchio's favourite kind of s**...?
No strings attached.
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What was h**...'s favourite type of waffle ?
Luftwaffle
This was my grandma's favourite joke
Jenny walks into the doctor's office for a checkup, and the doctor needs to check her heartbeat.
"Pull your sweater up real quick, and I'll use the stethoscope.
There we go, thank you. Big breaths, Jenny."
"Yeth, I know, and I'm only thixthteen!"
What is a cannibal's favourite treat?
A kid kat.
(My 9 year old son made this up.)
What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?
Sleigher
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear Sir,
We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
What's a neckbeard's favourite country?
M'laysia
What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?
The New York Jets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My favourite position in bed......
The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging
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What is an extremist's favourite thing to have s**... with?
My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies...
...is the casting.
I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is.
Maybe Alaska.
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What is the k**...'s favourite football (soccer) club?
Blackburn
My favourite joke
So a guy goes into a pub, walks up to the bar and asks for a pint.
The barman replies: one pound please. The guy says back: only one pound?!
The barman replies: aye only a pound.
The guy takes his pint and enjoys it and after a few more pints at a pound each the guy feels cheeky.
The guy says: ill have a steak and chips mate.
The barman replies: three quid.
The guy then asked: do you own this pub?
The barman replies: no.
The guy then asked: wheres the boss then? I want to ask why the prices are so low.
The barman replies: he's upstairs with my wife.
The guy then asked: why? Whats he doing with your wife?
The barman replies: the same thing i'm doing to his business.
What's a neckbeard's favourite disease?
M'laria.
What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?
Command Alt Right.
My favourite joke ever
So a woman is in the hospital, having just given birth to twins. The midwife appears at her side and gravely says that she has some good news and some bad news. The woman asks for her to get the bad news out of the way. "Well," the midwife says, "unfortunately one of the children is ginger".
The Mother laughs and says, "Well then, whats the good news?"
"Its dead", the midwife says.
"What's your favourite Pixar film?", my dad asked
I replied, "Up, yours?"
My dad gave me a weird look and said, "No need to be like that, I was only asking."
What's a bisexual's favourite food item?
Chestnuts
My favourite sport starts with a "T".
It's golf.
My favourite thing to do after a long day at work is sit down and take off all my clothes.
It makes my train journey more entertaining.
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What's a pirate's favourite...
What's a pirate's favourite architectural feature?
An *arrr*ch.
What's a pirate's favourite place to play?
A p*arrr*k.
What's a pirate's favourite thing to do to women?
r**....
I never understood why society romanticises pirates.
Why are programmers so good at poetry?
Well, all words rhyme in binary.
Who are a necrophiliac's favourite band?
Coldplay.
My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story
What's Sherlock's favourite type of rock?
Sedimentary my dear Watson...
What's a philosopher's favourite type of tea?
Certain *tea*
Who was the Pharaoh's favourite chef?
Gordon Ramesses
My favourite exercise
is a cross between a crunch and a lunge... it's called lunch.
My favourite way to dress is all in black.
My sense of fashion is second to nun.
I'll show myself out.
My favourite thing to do is to walk into book stores and say Hello! I'm looking for a book titled 'How to deal with rejection without killing'.
Do you have it?
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What's a ghost's favourite way to finish s**...?
A screampie.
What's my dog's favourite part of the tree?
The bark.
What's my bank's favourite part of the tree?
The branches.
What's my elephant's favourite part of the tree?
The trunk.
What's my father's favourite part of the tree?
The leaves :(
My favourite part of the Bible, Psalm:
body once told me the world was gonna roll me.
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My three favourite things
My 3 favourite things are eating my family and not using commas
What's Hilter's favourite computer game?
MeinCraft.
My favourite word is "lazy".
Don't ask me to explain why.
What's a computer's favourite beat?
An algo-rythm!
What's an owl's favourite drink?
Hoot beer!
Sorry, I made this joke up when I was 5 and just wanted to share :P
What's an American's favourite clothing?
A lawsuit
What is a caveman's favourite thing to do on a Friday night?
Go clubbing.
What is Thanos' favourite game?
Half-Life.
"What's your favourite position?" asked my date.
I said, "It's the spider."
She said, "I don't know it."
"Well," I said, "it's when I stand in a corner of the room and you scream naughty things at me."
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I'm not the smartest student ever so I tried something a little risky to get a better grade...
I got a D- on my recent English test and my dad wasn't very happy with my mark. I asked my teacher if I could do a s**... favour for her to get a B+. She got very offended. My classmates didn't think that was okay either, and they stopped talking to me for a few weeks.
If you guys want, I can tell more stories about my homeschooling
My favourite word in the dictionary is toned
Great definition
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My favourite type of l**...
My favourite type of l**... is when it's on the floor...
Much to the annoyance of the store clerk
What is Trump's favourite anime?
Bleach
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What is the favourite city of dutch rodents?
Hamsterdam.
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My favourite s**... position is the 68
You give me a b**... and I owe you one
What's a dog's favourite day of the week?
Chewsday
My favourite six letter word?
Dyslexia
What is a cannibal's favourite shake?
Handshake
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Her:What's your favourite s**... position?
#Me: I am just happy to be involved.
My favourite word in the world is "bargain".
It means a great deal to me.
My favourite word in the English language is frequently
I try to use it as often as possible
What is squirrels's least favourite month?
November
What's an alcoholic's favourite thing about the night sky?
The moonshine
What is a nun's favourite type of cheese?
Swiss cheese, cuz they're holey
My mum's favourite piece of advice to give me when I was growing up was, "Whenever life puts an obstacle in your way, the best way to deal with it is to tackle it head on".
I used to think she was wise but now I'm nursing a concussion and being sued for damages, since my neighbor parked in front of my driveway last week.
What is a vampire's favourite thing to do?
Crack open a boy with the cold ones.
What is a woman's favourite subject at school?
History. They are great at bringing up stuff from the past.
My cat's favourite handheld console is the PSP
I only have to mention it a few times, and he comes running
What is an Anti-Vaxxer's favourite movie?
Mrs. Doubt-Pfizer
Probably done before: What's a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?
Dear Mr Redbeard,
It has come to our attention that you have been illegally duplicating and reselling copywrited movies without permission.
As such, and utilising the full jurisdiction of the Federal Communications Authority, you are subpoenaed to appear before the Federal Supreme Court to face charges on the time and date so indicated below.
Regards,
J. L. Peabody
Chief Video Piracy Investigator
What is an AI's favourite music?
Algorhythms
My three favourite things are.....
eating my grandma and not using punctuation
What's a Russian's favourite rapper?
50 Cent
Or as they say in Russia, 10 million rubles
What's a pirate's favourite file type?
.rar
What's Donkey's favourite movie?
Enter the Dragon
