Favorite Position Jokes
72 favorite position jokes and hilarious favorite position puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about favorite position that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short favorite position jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The favorite position humour may include short football position jokes also.
- My wife loves sports... Her favorite position is beside herself, and her favorite sport is jumping to conclusions.
- What's an Optimistic Vampire's Favorite Drink? B Positive!
(We were trying to think of jokes that would be on pop sickle sticks in my AP Stats class. I came up with this one. I'm not proud.) - I gotta say, since becoming a college student, I've found that my favorite position is the fetal position
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Favorite Position One Liners
Which favorite position one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with favorite position? I can suggest the ones about favourite and favorite food.
- My girlfriend is a contortionist Her favorite position is @9
- What is a snowman's least favorite yoga position? Downward-facing dog pee.
- What's a gay man's favorite football position? Tight end.
- A girl asked me what my favorite position was. I told her the fetal position
- A woman's favorite position is CEO.
- What's Kurt Cobain's favorite car position? Shotgun.
- What is the favorite position of women? The economic position
- What's the LGBT community's favorite s**... position? Sixty-*Nouns*
- What's an Ancient Roman's favorite s**... position? LXIX.
- What's a Star Wars fan's favorite s**... position? Hand Solo
- What is a computer's favorite s**... position? 1000101
- Kermit the Frog's favorite s**... position? Pig in a Blanket.
- What's j**... Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end
- My least favorite s**... position is COVID-69 The masks really take the sensation away.
- What are midgets favorite s**... position? 34.5
Favorite Position Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about favorite position you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean favorite childhood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make favorite position pranks.
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My favorite s**... position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.
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What is a snowman's favorite s**... position? Sled d**....
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Racist joke. If you're going to get offended just don't read it.
A young black kid observed that there seemed to be some advantages in being white, so he went off and painted himself white all over. He went and showed his mother who roused on him, and told him to go and show his father. This he did, and his father not only roared at him for being so silly, but cuffed him over the ears and sent him on his way. The boy went on and sat on his favorite log pondering his position and feeling very glum. His mate came along and asked him what was wrong. "I've only been a white kid for half and hour," he replied, "and I hate those
black b**... already!"
A few of my favorites.
Have you ever seen an elephant hide on a tree?
-No.
They hide pretty well, don't they?
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.
An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I've lost an electron!" The bartender replies, "Are you sure?" The atom responds, "Yes! I'm positive!"
Bonus: It is well known that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
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What's a m**...'s favorite s**... position?
You'd probably think it's m**..., but i'm pretty sure they'd try the back door if they had the chance.
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"The watch"
My dad just reminded me of this old classic!
Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?" Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. "It's a quarter to six," he says. "Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!" exclaims the stranger. Jake brightens a little. "Yeah, it's not bad. Check this out" - and he shows him a time zone display not just for every time zone in the world, but for the 86 largest metropolitan areas. He hits a few b**... and from somewhere on the watch a voice says "The time is eleven 'til six" in a very West Texas accent. A few more b**... and the same voice said something in Japanese. Jake continues "I've put in regional accents for each city". The display is unbelievably high quality and the voice is simply astounding. The stranger is struck dumb with admiration. "That's not all," says Jake. He pushes a few more b**... and a tiny but very hi-resolution, map of New York City appears on the display. "The flashing dot shows our location by satellite positioning," explains Jake. "View recede ten," Jake says, and the display changes to show eastern New York state. "I want to buy this watch!" says the stranger. "Oh, no, it's not ready for sale yet; I'm still working out the bugs, says the inventor. "But look at this," and he proceeds to demonstrate that the watch is also a very creditable little FM radio receiver with a digital tuner, a sonar device that can measure distances up to 125 meters, a pager with thermal paper printout and, most impressive of all, the capacity for voice recordings of up to 300 standard-size books," though I only have 32 of my favorites in there so far" says Jake. "I've got to have this watch!" says the stranger. "No, you don't understand; it's not ready." "I'll give you $1000 for it!" "Oh, no, I've already spent more than -" "I'll give you $5000 for it!" "But it's just not -" "I'll give you $15,000 for it!" And the stranger pulls out a checkbook. Jake stops to think. He's only put about $8500 into materials and development, and with $15,000 he can make another one and have it ready for merchandising in only six months. The stranger frantically finishes writing the check and waves it in front of him. "Here it is, ready to hand to you right here and now. $15,000. Take it or leave it." Jake abruptly makes his decision. "OK," he says, and peels off the watch. They make the exchange and the stranger starts happily away. "Hey, wait a minute," calls Jake after the stranger, who turns around warily. Jake points to the two suitcases he'd been trying to wrestle through the bus station. "Don't forget your batteries.
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What's a rancher's favorite s**... position?
d**.... You can't really do much else to a horse.
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What's your favorite position?
Juxta
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What's a p**...'s favorite position?
w**...-izontal.
Zing! This has been a productive day at work.
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What is Kim Kardashian's favorite s**... position?
On camera.
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What is a photographer's favorite s**... position?
f/69
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What is a Golden retriever's favorite s**... position?
It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff.
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What's a Jihadist Muslims least favorite s**... position?
The Eiffel tower
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What is the favorite s**... position of James Bond?
69 - she **shakes** and he **stirs**.
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What is David Bowie's least favorite s**... position?
69.
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What's a cherry's favorite s**... position?
on top
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My favorite s**... position is the racoon
You punch a girl in both eyes and tip over her trash
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Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?
Michonne-ary
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What's the favorite s**... position of Git users?
Revert c**....
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The Columbine
My Favorite s**... position is The Columbine
Me and a friend walk in, spray a bunch of kids, then finish each other off.
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What's a blues brother's favorite s**... position?
On a m**... from god
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What is an Asian man's favorite s**... position?
The one inch punch.
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what is japanese favorite s**... position?
thank you
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What is a vampires favorite s**... position?
6.9
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[Spoiler] In Game of Thrones, what is Jon and Dany's favorite s**... position?
Lannister style
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My favorite s**... position used to be 69 but now it's 77
She gets 8 more.
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What is a vampire's least favorite blood type?
h**... Positive
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What is a developer's favorite s**... position?
Absolute
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What is Pinocchio's favorite s**... position?
Nasal
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My favorite s**... position?
67, cause it takes two to 69.
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Whats a German r**... victim's favorite s**... Position?
Sixty NEIN
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My favorite s**... position is 169
Because it's two squares together and 69 is still involved
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TIL that reverse c**... the favorite position in Ireland.
It's okay a woman to turn her back on family there. They'll just turn the other cheek anyway.
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My wife said if I didn't stop talking about work she'd leave me. She got s**... and asked my favorite position to help.
I guess ceo was the wrong answer. She's leaving me.
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My wife's favorite position is the m**.... That's when she's on her back in bed...
and I'm in Africa.
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What's Ronald McDonald's favorite s**... position?
The c**... Pounder.
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What's a preachers favorite s**... position?
m**...
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Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite s**... position.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
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My favorite s**... position is called "the JFK"...
She screams and tries to crawl out of the back seat while I go splooey all over her dress.