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Favorite Lawyer Jokes

21 favorite lawyer jokes and hilarious favorite lawyer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about favorite lawyer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Favorite Lawyer Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good favorite lawyer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What is a lawyer's favorite drink?

a subPOENA COLADA!

The Don of the local Mafia's phone rang

It was his favorite nephew.
Uncle, the cops are closing in on me. I'm going to be arrested.
Thank you for telling me, said the Don, Be a good Sicilian don't talk until our lawyer gets there.
What if they beat me?
Don't worry, it's easy not to talk. Just sit on your hands.

Lawyer A: What is your favorite court case?

Lawyer B: Alien v Predator

What's a lawyer's favorite holiday?

Precedents Day!

What's a lawyer's favorite dish?

Retortellini

What's a lawyers favorite type of chef?

A Sous Chef!

What's a lawyers favorite kind of chip?

Tort-tilla!

What is the lawyer's favorite month?

July

What's the lawyer's favorite fruit?

the advocado

What's a lawyer's favorite game?

Sudoku

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

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Favorite Lawyer One Liners

Which favorite lawyer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with favorite lawyer? I can suggest the ones about defense lawyer and bad lawyer.

  1. What is a lawyer's favorite drink? a subPOENA COLADA!
  2. Lawyer A: What is your favorite court case? Lawyer B: Alien v Predator
  3. What's a lawyer's favorite holiday? Precedents Day!
  4. What's a lawyer's favorite dish? Retortellini
  5. What's a lawyers favorite type of chef? A Sous Chef!
  6. What's a lawyers favorite kind of chip? Tort-tilla!
  7. What is the lawyer's favorite month? July
  8. What's the lawyer's favorite fruit? the advocado
  9. What's a lawyer's favorite game? Sudoku
  10. What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake? Torte