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What is a lawyer's favorite drink?
a subPOENA COLADA!
The Don of the local Mafia's phone rang
It was his favorite nephew.
Uncle, the cops are closing in on me. I'm going to be arrested.
Thank you for telling me, said the Don, Be a good Sicilian don't talk until our lawyer gets there.
What if they beat me?
Don't worry, it's easy not to talk. Just sit on your hands.
Lawyer A: What is your favorite court case?
Lawyer B: Alien v Predator
What's a lawyer's favorite holiday?
Precedents Day!
What's a lawyer's favorite dish?
Retortellini
What's a lawyers favorite type of chef?
A Sous Chef!
What's a lawyers favorite kind of chip?
Tort-tilla!
What is the lawyer's favorite month?
July
What's a lawyer's favorite game?
Sudoku
What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?
Torte
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