Favorite Food Jokes
124 favorite food jokes and hilarious favorite food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about favorite food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Favorite Food Short Jokes
Short favorite food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The favorite food humour may include short favorite drink jokes also.
- I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE salad.
I peed - What is a polar bear's favorite food? (Multi-questioned) ICE-cream!
-What is a black bear's favorite food?
Blackberries!
-What is a grizzly bear's favorite food?
Campers. - What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger.
- What's an Asian cannibal's favorite food? Ramen
- What's a Russian's favorite food? Vladimir Poutine
- What does the Swiss defense have in common with their favorite food? They're both full of holes.
- What is a Buddhist's favorite food? An om-elet.
- What is a witch's least favorite food? Burnt steak.
- My kindergartner says that her favorite food is the powder at the bottom of the Cheerios bag I think she's a cereal killer
- What's a chiropractor's favorite food? Baby crack ribs.
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Favorite Food One Liners
Which favorite food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with favorite food? I can suggest the ones about favorite childhood and comfort food.
- What's Icarus' least favorite food? hot wings
- What was Hannibal Lecter's favorite Japanese food? Rawmen
- What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys.
- What is a vampires least favorite food? Steak!
...I'll see myself out now. - What's a mod's favorite food? Bancakes
- What's a feminist's least favorite food? Gender rolls
- What is Marie Curie's favorite food? Fission chips.
- I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie But some people say that's irrational...
- What is Gru's favorite food? Filet Minion
- What it Princess Zelda's favorite food? Hot Links
- What is a bus's favorite food? Children.
(Joke created by my 6 year old) - What is a dog's favorite food? Fetchtables!
from my very proud 5yo - Whats a pacifist favorite food? Peas
- What's a gangster's least favorite food? Snitchel.
- What was The Mountain's favorite fast food restaurant? Popeyes
Favorite Food Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about favorite food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean favourite jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make favorite food pranks.
Q: What's a race car's favorite thing to eat for lunch?
A: Fast food!
Three boys were discussing their fathers' favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC. The third boy said his father loves to eat light. The other two boys questioned how his father does that. The third boy replied, "Every night I hear my daddy tell mommy to turn off the light so he can eat it."
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Q: What is a ghosts favorite snack?
A: Boo berries
What's Hailie's favorite food?
Mom's spaghetti.
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What was h**...'s favorite drunk food?
Dictator-tots.
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Collection of my favorite Latvian Jokes.
* Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! More bread for me, man think. But bread have worm.
* Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already r**... by soldier.
* Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, Why so long face? Latvian say, I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby.
* Three Latvian are brag about sons. My son is soldier. He have r**... as many women as want, say first Latvian. Zo? second say, My son is farmer. He have all potato he want! Third Latvian wait long time, then say, My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over. Wow! You are win us, say others. But all are feel sad.
* Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
* Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
* Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.
Lost vulture
A young vulture flew away from his home for a bit and got lost on his way back. His parents searched and searched, but they couldn't find him. About a week later, he finally finds his way home, and his parents are so happy that they have a huge feast. His father places a plate in front of him loaded with his favorite foods. He asks his father "What's all this?" His father replies "Carrion, my wayward son."
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My dad's favorite joke.
A lady walks into a cafe and orders a burger from the cashier. She notices the cook isn't wearing a shirt and curiously watches him prepare her food. He takes a handful of ground beef and slaps it against his hairy stomach, flips it over, and does the same to the other side. Appalled, the lady looks at the cashier and says, "Eww, that's *disgusting*!" The cashier replies, "If you think that's g**..., you should see him make donuts."
Whats a caged animal's favorite food?
Zoocchini
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What is a t**...'s favorite food?
Scrambled egg
What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair?
Chili con Carny.
What is a paranoid man's favorite food?
Who wants to know?
What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?
Smashed potatoes.
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A couple pirate jokes
(Couple good misdirection jokes)
You: What's a pirates favorite military branch?
Friend:ARRRMY
You: No yee d**..., it's the coast guard.
You:What's a pirates favorite letter?
Friend:ARRRR
You: Aye, you think it be arr but it's the SEA! (C)
You:What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?
Friend:ARRRBYS
You: No. It's Long John Silver's.
What was Sigmund Freud's favorite food?
Freud Rice
What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food?
Spam
What is an Eastern European dictator's favorite food?
Chowșescu
What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?
A Quasar-dilla.
What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?
Mac in cheese
What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?
Delivery.
What is Jared Fogle's favorite item on the prison food menu?
Cheese pizza
What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?
Tie food
What's bigfoot's favorite food?
Sasquash!
What is an AI's favorite food?
RAM crackers
I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck...
When this guy pushes in front to place his order.
I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."
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What is h**...'s favorite type of food?
Not Seafood
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Whats a d**...'s favorite food?
Top Ramen
What is the most holy food in the world?
The cheesus of Nazareth!
This is sadly my dads favorite joke
What's a dyslexic zombie's favorite food?
Brians.
[This is probably a repost, but I thought of it myself so I'm posting it anyway]
What's a ghosts favorite food?
A boo-rito
What's Sythers favorite food?
Scizor Salad
What's a drummers favorite food?
Shredded beets!
What's a chemist's favorite fast food restaurant?
K(elvin) F(ahrenheit) C(elsius)!
What's your favorite food, on a scale of 1-10?
Mines 3.14159265359...
What is a knot's favorite food?
Thai
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What's a v**...'s favorite food?
A don'tnut
What was the favorite food of lenders during the housing bubble?
Subprime ribs.
What's the Devils favorite type of meal?
Soul food!
Just delete me
What is a Japanese person's favorite Korean food?
kimchi, because it makes them feel good. (I woke up at 4am for this.)
What's R Kelly's favorite food?
Chick Peas
What was Usher's favorite food his mom used to make him when he was younger?
Her peas.
What is a pervert's least favorite food?
Catfish.
What is a lesbian cannibals favorite fast food joint?
Chick Fillet
What is a terrible comedians favorite food ?
Puncakes
Why is a computer security specialist's favorite breakfast food?
Salted hash.
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What is the favorite ice cream of a Nigerian prince?
Ben & j**...'s Phish Food
What is a teddy bears favorite food...
Stuffing.
What is a linguist's favorite food?
PIE. But how does he cook it? in PAN.
What's a computers favorite food?
Cookies and chips.
What's a shoes favorite food?
Polish
What is a European dragon's favorite food?
Swiss charred.
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What's a car c**... victim's favorite breakfast food?
Coma toast.
What was Vlad the Impaler's favorite food?
Toasted marshmallows.
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What was h**...'s favorite food?
Steeped Goose
What are the lungs favorite food?
R-alveoli
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What is a s**...'s favorite food?
Hash browns.
I asked my math teacher what her favorite food is
She said pa-θs
What is a taxi driver's favorite food?
Cabbage
What is a beavers favorite junk food?
Woodchips
What's a glutton's favorite place to play tennis?
A food court.
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What's Lady Gaga's favorite food?
Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!
(sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his s**... asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).
What is a Native American's favorite food and travel show?
No Reservations
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What's a h**...'s favorite Mexican food?
Bukkaquesadillas
What's a sea turtle's favorite food?
Unrecycled plastic.
What is Geddy Lee's favorite food?
Spageddy
What's a vampire's least favorite food?
Steak