Favorite Food Jokes
124 favorite food jokes and hilarious favorite food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about favorite food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Favorite Food Short Jokes
Short favorite food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The favorite food humour may include short favorite drink jokes also.
- I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE salad.
I peed - Whats a pacifist favorite food? Peas
- What's a gangster's least favorite food? Snitchel.
- What is a polar bear's favorite food? (Multi-questioned) ICE-cream!
-What is a black bear's favorite food?
Blackberries!
-What is a grizzly bear's favorite food?
Campers. - What was The Mountain's favorite fast food restaurant? Popeyes
- What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger.
- What's an Asian cannibal's favorite food? Ramen
- What's a Russian's favorite food? Vladimir Poutine
- What is a neckbeard's favorite food? Marm'lady.
(tips fedora) - What is the computer's favorite food? Microchips.
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Favorite Food One Liners
Which favorite food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with favorite food? I can suggest the ones about favorite childhood and comfort food.
- What's Icarus' least favorite food? hot wings
- Your mom so fat.. Her favorite jewellery is the food chain
- What was Hannibal Lecter's favorite Japanese food? Rawmen
- What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys.
- What is a vampires least favorite food? Steak!
...I'll see myself out now. - What's a mod's favorite food? Bancakes
- What's a feminist's least favorite food? Gender rolls
- What is Marie Curie's favorite food? Fission chips.
- I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie But some people say that's irrational...
- What is Gru's favorite food? Filet Minion
- What it Princess Zelda's favorite food? Hot Links
- yo mama is so fat Her favorite food is 2nds
- What's an epileptic Roman's favorite food? seizure salad
- What is a bus's favorite food? Children.
(Joke created by my 6 year old) - What is a dog's favorite food? Fetchtables!
from my very proud 5yo
Favorite Food Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about favorite food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kid food jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make favorite food pranks.
Q: What's a race car's favorite thing to eat for lunch?
A: Fast food!
Q: What's a race car's favorite thing to eat for lunch?
A: Fast food!
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Q: What is a ghosts favorite snack?
A: Boo berries
What's Hailie's favorite food?
Mom's spaghetti.
What was h**...'s favorite drunk food?
Dictator-tots.
Collection of my favorite Latvian Jokes.
* Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! More bread for me, man think. But bread have worm.
* Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already r**... by soldier.
* Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, Why so long face? Latvian say, I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby.
* Three Latvian are brag about sons. My son is soldier. He have r**... as many women as want, say first Latvian. Zo? second say, My son is farmer. He have all potato he want! Third Latvian wait long time, then say, My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over. Wow! You are win us, say others. But all are feel sad.
* Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
* Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
* Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.
Lost vulture
A young vulture flew away from his home for a bit and got lost on his way back. His parents searched and searched, but they couldn't find him. About a week later, he finally finds his way home, and his parents are so happy that they have a huge feast. His father places a plate in front of him loaded with his favorite foods. He asks his father "What's all this?" His father replies "Carrion, my wayward son."
What's an epileptic's favorite food joint?
Little seizures.
What is a muslims favorite food?
Mecca-roni and cheese
My dad's favorite joke.
A lady walks into a cafe and orders a burger from the cashier. She notices the cook isn't wearing a shirt and curiously watches him prepare her food. He takes a handful of ground beef and slaps it against his hairy stomach, flips it over, and does the same to the other side. Appalled, the lady looks at the cashier and says, "Eww, that's *disgusting*!" The cashier replies, "If you think that's g**..., you should see him make donuts."
What does the Swiss defense have in common with their favorite food?
They're both full of holes.
What is Jar Jar Binks' favorite food?
Meesa Soup
Whats a caged animal's favorite food?
Zoocchini
What is a t**...'s favorite food?
Scrambled egg
What is a paranoid man's favorite food?
Who wants to know?
What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?
Smashed potatoes.
A couple pirate jokes
(Couple good misdirection jokes)
You: What's a pirates favorite military branch?
Friend:ARRRMY
You: No yee d**..., it's the coast guard.
You:What's a pirates favorite letter?
Friend:ARRRR
You: Aye, you think it be arr but it's the SEA! (C)
You:What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?
Friend:ARRRBYS
You: No. It's Long John Silver's.
What was Sigmund Freud's favorite food?
Freud Rice
What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food?
Spam
What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?
ARRRby's
What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?
A Quasar-dilla.
What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?
Mac in cheese
What is Jared Fogle's favorite item on the prison food menu?
Cheese pizza
What's bigfoot's favorite food?
Sasquash!
What is an AI's favorite food?
RAM crackers
I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck...
When this guy pushes in front to place his order.
I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."
What is h**...'s favorite type of food?
Not Seafood
What's Glenn's favorite fast food?
Popeyes!
What is a witch's least favorite food?
Burnt steak.
What's a ghosts favorite food?
A boo-rito
What's Sythers favorite food?
Scizor Salad
What's a drummers favorite food?
Shredded beets!
What's your favorite food, on a scale of 1-10?
Mines 3.14159265359...
What is a knot's favorite food?
Thai
What's a v**...'s favorite food?
A don'tnut
What was the favorite food of lenders during the housing bubble?
Subprime ribs.
What's the Devils favorite type of meal?
Soul food!
Just delete me
What is a cannibals favorite junk food?
HANDburgers
What is a Japanese person's favorite Korean food?
kimchi, because it makes them feel good. (I woke up at 4am for this.)
What was Usher's favorite food his mom used to make him when he was younger?
Her peas.
What is a pervert's least favorite food?
Catfish.
What is a lesbian cannibals favorite fast food joint?
Chick Fillet
What is a terrible comedians favorite food ?
Puncakes
What's a koalas favorite end of the world food?
Apocalyptus.
Why is a computer security specialist's favorite breakfast food?
Salted hash.
What is the favorite ice cream of a Nigerian prince?
Ben & j**...'s Phish Food
What is a teddy bears favorite food...
Stuffing.
What is a linguist's favorite food?
PIE. But how does he cook it? in PAN.
What's a computers favorite food?
Cookies and chips.
What is a European dragon's favorite food?
Swiss charred.
What's a car c**... victim's favorite breakfast food?
Coma toast.
What are the lungs favorite food?
R-alveoli
What is a s**...'s favorite food?
Hash browns.
What is a taxi driver's favorite food?
Cabbage
What is a gay horses favorite food?
Hayyyyyyyy
What is a beavers favorite junk food?
Woodchips
What's a glutton's favorite place to play tennis?
A food court.
What's Lady Gaga's favorite food?
Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!
(sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his s**... asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).
What is a Native American's favorite food and travel show?
No Reservations
What's a h**...'s favorite Mexican food?
Bukkaquesadillas
What is Geddy Lee's favorite food?
Spageddy
What's a mumble rappers favorite food?
Skrrt Steak!
A larger-than-life character, Big Tony, walks into a bar.
Big Tony orders a drink. He bellows out, "when Big Tony drinks, everybody drinks!" The patrons of the bar all rush to get served their favorite tipple.
Then he orders some food. "When Big Tony eats, everybody eats!" Suddenly the kitchen is overwhelmed.
He places a twenty on the bar, and as he walks out, he bellows "When Big Tony pays, everybody pays!"