Favorite Childhood Jokes
16 favorite childhood jokes and hilarious favorite childhood puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about favorite childhood that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Favorite Childhood Short Jokes
Short favorite childhood jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The favorite childhood humour may include short childhood memories jokes also.
- My favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandmother until my mom took the urn from me.
- My favorite childhood memory was building sand castle with my grandpa. Then my mom hid the urn from me.
- One of my favorite childhood memories is my father coming out of the closet... It was a huge surprise to me that not just *one*, but *both* my fathers were gay.
- My favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with Grandpa. That is, until Mom hid the urn.
- I tried to create an account on a website with my username being a boy that has autism from my favorite childhood TV show. It stopped me and said "No special characters allowed in username."
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Favorite Childhood One Liners
Which favorite childhood one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with favorite childhood? I can suggest the ones about favorite food and childhood friend.
- What was Trump's favorite childhood story? Winnie the Coup.
- What was Robert Mueller's favorite childhood game? Donnimoes.
- What was Schrödinger's favorite childhood book? The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss
- What was Mike Pence's favorite childhood show? Cisformers
Great Favorite Childhood Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about favorite childhood you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean childhood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make favorite childhood pranks.
Password security questions for the depressed
What is the name of your least favorite child?
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father's mistress?
At what age did your childhood pet run away?
What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
In what city did you first experience ennui?
What is your ex-wife's newest last name?
What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others?
What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show?
What was the middle name of your first rebound?
On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?
When did you stop trying?
Favorite interactive joke from my childhood.
You go to shake someone's hand and continue shaking it for the whole length of the joke.
F1: hey my name is ***** what's yours?
F2: my names ****
F1: nice to meet you. Do you live in a house?
F2:yes
F1: I live in a shack... do you use the toliet?
F2:yes
F1: I have to use a can...... do you use toliet paper?
F2: Yes
F1: I use my hands
Another of my favorite childhood jokes: taking the dog to the vet
A woman became concerned about her dog after he started showing little interest in things he used to love. She also noticed him spending most of the day sleeping and lagging behind on walks, so she decided to take him to the vet.
The vet picked up the dog and checked him all over, intensely studying the dog's condition. After a couple minutes, the vet said, "I'm going to have to put him down."
The woman teared up at the thought of losing her best friend and asked why.
The vet said, "Because my arms are getting tired."