Faux Pas Jokes
17 faux pas jokes and hilarious faux pas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about faux pas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Faux Pas Short Jokes
Short faux pas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The faux pas humour may include short faux jokes also.
- If you make Dad jokes.... .... but you have no children....
Does that make you a faux pas? - What do you call a group of guys who lie about telling funny dad jokes but aren't fathers themselves? faux pas
- Pierre never liked it when I called him my step dad... So I now refer to him as my Faux Pas.
- Did you hear about the super model with IBS that committed a fashion faux pas? Got runs in her stockings.
- I accidentally pointed out that my neighbor's cat had a prosthetic foot... it was a big faux pas.
- Dad Jokes My friend and I make dad jokes when we get together, but neither of us are dads. We're just social faux pas.
- What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but doesn't have any kids? A faux pas.
I'll show myself the door. - Why was the veterinarian embarrassed after bandaging the dog's tail? It was a bandage faux pas.
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Faux Pas One Liners
Which faux pas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with faux pas? I can suggest the ones about fake and bad french.
- What are stepfathers called in France? Faux pas.
- What do you call a faux pas at a fondue party? A fondon't
- You're not my real Pa... You're just a faux pas!
Faux Pas Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about faux pas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pardon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make faux pas pranks.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Two guys chatting at the bar....
One says, "I committed an embarrassing faux pas this morning. Went to the travel agency to buy some plane tickets. The young girl had the most spectacular b**... and I accidentally asked for two plane-t**..." His mate replies, "Oh yes. I did the exact same thing this morning. Went to ask my wife to pass the corn-flakes and accidentally said, "You fat cow, you've totally ruined my life"'
The Truth About My Jokes
It has recently been brought to my attention that many of the jokes I tell my friends, family and peers can be classified as 'Dad jokes.' Moreover, it turns out that most of the people I share these with don't actually enjoy them, they've just given up on me stopping at this point.
Two things: First, I'm not a father, so I don't think that label quite qualifies. However, second, if we grant that it does, considering the negative response towards my jokes.
Are they faux pas?
Did you hear the judge's recent linguistic faux pas, when they were addressing a recently convicted defendant?
I Order you to serve 2 years incarcerated, 2 years active probation, 1 year of passive probation, 400 hours of community service, evidence of completion of an education service approved by the court, submit to a mental health evaluation..., etc., etc..
Yeah, it was a run-on sentence.