Uproarious Faulty Jokes to Share with Friends
Golden Retriever.
...for sale. Has not yet retrieved any gold. May be a faulty model. Should of just bought a metal detector.
Why didn't a company pull faulty memory from stores?
It's hard to recall.
I really hate faulty vacuums.
They s**...!
My life has been going round in circles recently.
I'm starting to think that my wheelchair is faulty.
Feminist are like faulty light switches
No matter what a guy does, you usually can't turn them on
I tell you what makes my blood boil,
faulty spacesuits.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 had a faulty battery and caused their house to burn down
ALERT: do not eat at California Pizza Kitchen
Their crust is faulty
I bought myself a new hairdryer but it's faulty.
It s**....
When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products
Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though*
Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*
What do a faulty computer and a fat man have in common?
Neither of them run well.
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A man was arrested by police for selling faulty tasers
None of them were shocked by what he had done.
Billy Joel's house has burned down. apparently due to a faulty game console.
Investigators say the fire was caused by a faulty game console. However, Mr Joel has claimed that Wii didn't start the fire.
Breaking news: University Researchers Create Life in Lab!
Darkness, faulty condoms blamed.
I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus
He told me not to count on it.
I hate it when geologists explain the reasons behind earthquakes.
All that s**... faulty logic.
I recently went paintballing but they gave me a faulty mask that kept falling off...
I complained until I was blue in the face.
If devil inc. realizes that some of their products are faulty, then what do they do?
Reposession
I called my repairman to complain about a faulty icemaker that had been leaking ...
When he came back out to the house, he discovered it was just some ice that had fallen and melted on the floor. I offered my apologies for the mistake. The repairman told me not to worry, as far as he was concerned, it was water under the fridge.
Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterday
He said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it.
I recently began selling faulty jetpacks to fortune tellers.
Prophets are flying through the roof.
The other day, I'm checking my buddy's engine
Out of nowhere, he tells me about the journey he took to find the woman he felt was inside him all along. But after a day of wearing make-up and a sundress, he knew it didn't feel right. And that's when I discovered his faulty trans mission.
A circus performer is stopped by the police for having a faulty brake light
As he approaches the car, the policeman spots a set of knives on the back seat.
He asks the man why he has them and doesn't he know it's against the law to carry knives?
The man explains that the knives are used in his act. He juggles them.
The policeman insists the man gets out to show him so he stands at the roadside performing his act.
Just then, another car drives by. The driver of the car turns to his wife and says, Thank goodness I gave up drinking, just look how the police do sobriety tests these days.
Four students are in the car that breaks down
First student, engineering student, says "This is mechanical problem, there's nothing we can do."
Second student, chemistry student, says "You're wrong, this is clearly reason of faulty gasoline. There's nothing we can do."
Third student, electrical engineering student, says "No, there's problem with ignition. There's nothing we can do."
Last student, IT student, says "We should exit car, close the doors, come in and try again. Maybe that will solve the problem."
