Faulty Jokes

27 faulty jokes and hilarious faulty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about faulty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Faulty Short Jokes

Short faulty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The faulty humour may include short incorrect jokes also.

  1. When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though*
    Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*
  2. Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterday He said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it.
  3. I recently went paintballing but they gave me a faulty mask that kept falling off... I complained until I was blue in the face.
  4. I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus He told me not to count on it.
  5. My life has been going round in circles recently. I'm starting to think that my wheelchair is faulty.
  6. Golden Retriever. ...for sale. Has not yet retrieved any gold. May be a faulty model. Should of just bought a metal detector.
  7. If devil inc. realizes that some of their products are faulty, then what do they do? Reposession
  8. A man was arrested by police for selling faulty tasers None of them were shocked by what he had done.
  9. I recently began selling faulty jetpacks to fortune tellers. Prophets are flying through the roof.
  10. Breaking news: University Researchers Create Life in Lab! Darkness, faulty condoms blamed.

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Faulty One Liners

Which faulty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with faulty? I can suggest the ones about mistaken and misplaced.

  1. I tell you what makes my blood boil, faulty spacesuits.
  2. Why didn't a company pull faulty memory from stores? It's hard to recall.
  3. What do a faulty computer and a fat man have in common? Neither of them run well.
  4. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a faulty battery and caused their house to burn down
  5. ALERT: do not eat at California Pizza Kitchen Their crust is faulty
  6. Samsung's plan to replace faulty Note 7s really Blew up in their face...
  7. I bought myself a new hairdryer but it's faulty. It s**....
  8. I really hate faulty vacuums. They s**...!

Faulty joke, I really hate faulty vacuums.

Uproarious Faulty Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about faulty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean failing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make faulty pranks.

Billy Joel's house has burned down. apparently due to a faulty game console.

Investigators say the fire was caused by a faulty game console. However, Mr Joel has claimed that Wii didn't start the fire.

A circus performer is stopped by the police for having a faulty brake light

As he approaches the car, the policeman spots a set of knives on the back seat.
He asks the man why he has them and doesn't he know it's against the law to carry knives?
The man explains that the knives are used in his act. He juggles them.
The policeman insists the man gets out to show him so he stands at the roadside performing his act.
Just then, another car drives by. The driver of the car turns to his wife and says, Thank goodness I gave up drinking, just look how the police do sobriety tests these days.

Four students are in the car that breaks down

First student, engineering student, says "This is mechanical problem, there's nothing we can do."
Second student, chemistry student, says "You're wrong, this is clearly reason of faulty gasoline. There's nothing we can do."
Third student, electrical engineering student, says "No, there's problem with ignition. There's nothing we can do."
Last student, IT student, says "We should exit car, close the doors, come in and try again. Maybe that will solve the problem."

I called my repairman to complain about a faulty icemaker that had been leaking ...

When he came back out to the house, he discovered it was just some ice that had fallen and melted on the floor. I offered my apologies for the mistake. The repairman told me not to worry, as far as he was concerned, it was water under the fridge.

The other day, I'm checking my buddy's engine

Out of nowhere, he tells me about the journey he took to find the woman he felt was inside him all along. But after a day of wearing make-up and a sundress, he knew it didn't feel right. And that's when I discovered his faulty trans mission.

I hate it when geologists explain the reasons behind earthquakes.

All that s**... faulty logic.

Faulty joke, A man was arrested by police for selling faulty tasers