Fault Line Jokes
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I could never marry a tennis line judge...
They always point out your faults.
What do you call a border dispute along tectonic plates that's settled through improv?
Whose Fault Line is it Anyway?
If Murphy's Law is correct,
then everything east of the San Andreas fault line will slide into the ocean.
Citizens of California are trying to split the state into three separate states
before the San Andreas Fault line does
What was the fault line doing in their bedroom?
Getting San Andreas
I tried getting a fault line to be serious.
But all I got was wisecracks.
Why men don't write advice columns...
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past
six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was sacked from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps.
Walter.
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