Fatter Jokes
26 fatter jokes and hilarious fatter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fatter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fatter Short Jokes
Short fatter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fatter humour may include short less fat jokes also.
- I went on a date with a girl from an online dating website... ... I was worried she'd be fatter than she looked in her pictures. Turns out he wasn't.
- If mass and energy are the same thing, how come the fatter you get, the lazier you become?
- TV's are getting thinner and peope are getting fatter So the distance between the two is still the same
- They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger But nothing has killed me yet and I seem only to get older and fatter
- With Christmas coming up, waist size is a big concern for my girlfriend. She says if I get any fatter it's over.
- A whale washed up on a beach and saw a person eating a burger He sung We are family
Even though your fatter than me
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Fatter One Liners
Which fatter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fatter? I can suggest the ones about fat guy and obese.
- "What are you getting this Christmas?" asked my friend. I said, "Fatter."
- Why are cigars unhealthier than cigarettes? Because they're fatter.
- The new iphone Now fattering autocarrot
- No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
- There's a cool hidden feature on Tinder Keep on swiping right and girls get fatter
- People that grow f**... hair as they get fatter Are morebeardly obese.
- Why are black guys getting fatter? TVs are getting lighter.
- How do you know you are fat? When that anorexic guy says you are fatter than him.
- My wife is getting fatter... I noticed when her whip cream bikini turned into a one piece
- What's fatter than-... [*This User Has Been Banned*]
Hilarious Fatter Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about fatter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fat picture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fatter pranks.
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Cowboy Jack
So I used to have this friend named Jack. He was pretty fat, and he thought he was a cowboy. He loved to ride horses. I was surprised they held him up. Well Jack just kept getting fatter and fatter. He refused to give up riding. Then one day he got stuck in his saddle. He tried to throw himself over one side, throw himself over the other, but nothing would work. Anyways, that was the day I had to help j**... a horse.
My wife kept using the word "hafta"
She would keep telling me, "I hafta watch my weight! Otherwise I might get fat."
After the 10th time I said, " Honey, you keep saying it wrong. It's, I hafta watch my weight otherwise I might get fatter."
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Big b**... School Bully Get's Scolded
Teacher: Timmy, the world doesn't revolve around you!
Me in the back row: Get any fatter and it will!
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Two friends meet
1: how is it going, mate?
2: don't even ask. I had a slip of the tongue: my wife showed herself in a new dress and asked, what she looked like. I wanted to say: "far better, than the old one" and instead I said "fatter". She doesn't talk to me since 3 days. What about you?
1: I also had a slip of the tongue and my wife doesn't talk to me since a week.
2: what? What you said?
1: We were having dinner. I wanted to ask "could you pass me the salt" and instead I said "You destroyed 25 years of my life, you f...ng b...t**...".
