Fattened Jokes
16 fattened jokes and hilarious fattened puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fattened that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fattened Short Jokes
Short fattened jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fattened humour may include short jokes also.
- I just started a diet. Here's a recap of Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house It was delicious
- How many Chinese kids does it take to make a leather jacket? Usually about 7, but maybe fewer if you fatten them up first.
- I'm tired of these Trans-fat bans. If my food wants to identify as fattening I'm OK with that.
- Fattening Spoon The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
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Fattened One Liners
Which fattened one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fattened? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
- Eating brains is very fattening. A mind is a terrible thing to waist.
- What is the most fattening food on Earth? A wedding cake.
- Cupping? Isn't that what tween girls do to fatten their lips? #olympics2016
- Can someone come by and make my door frame bigger? I've fattened and I can't get out.
Fattened Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fattened you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fattened pranks.
The king asks a commoner...
"Give me your daughter's hand in marriage, and I'll give you her weight in jewels."
"I will need a couple days first." - Replies the commoner
"To think it over?" asks his majesty.
"No - to fatten her up."
A drunk looks at his watch...
A man, who has fattened the coffers of the local pub this night, looks at his watch and says, "Well, it's about time I go home, and spend some quality time with the wife."
He gets out of his chair, and can't even take two steps without falling on his face. "Don't worry!" he yells, "I can just *crawl* home!" Everyone in the bar has a good laugh at his optimism, and the man crawls out of the bar.
Once outside, he realizes he needs to sober up. Takes a few deep breaths, uses a lamp post to pull himself up... and proceeds to fall flat on his face again. "I don't live *that* far..." the drunk reasons to himself. So he crawls home... it takes him nearly an hour to get there. He's finally at his front door, and he's trying to open it all silent-like, but his wife opens the door and has that scowl of *you-f**...-up*.
"How much did you have to drink tonight?" she asked, nonplused.
"I--" and before he can even lie, she says, "The bar called. You left your wheelchair there."