Fats Jokes

Following is our collection of therapists humor and historians one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Fats puns for adults, dirty discriminate jokes or clean gearbox gags for kids.

There is an abundance of dietary jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 39 funniest jokes on fats. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any americano witze you can hear about fats.

The Best jokes about Fats

What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common?

They both contain high amounts of trans fats.

For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid trans fats

I'm gonna miss tumblr

My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats

"That's nuts!" I exclaimed.

My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats.

I guess I should really get off Tumblr

My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats.

Guess I can't go on tumblr anymore.


My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats...

But it's 2017 and I'll date who I want

My doctor told me I should avoid trans fats

So I've just deleted my Tumblr.

Why is Tumblr so unhealthy?

It's full of trans fats.

According to my doctor it would be best for my health to stay away from trans fats

I'm really gonna miss Tumblr.

What has caused Caitlyn Jenner to put on weight?

Trans fats.

My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats

I'm really going to miss Tumblr


My doctor told me to avoid trans fats.

I'm really gonna miss tumblr.

My doctor told me I need fewer trans fats in my life...

Looks like it's time to delete Tumblr.

Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny?

Because the FDA just banned trans fats.

My doctor said I should avoid trans fats

So I stopped going on tumblr

My doctor recommended that I stay away from trans fats

I should stop using recipes from tumblr.

Different fats

The Italian man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed
her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed
for five full minutes at the end."
 
The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed
her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes."
 
The Gay guy said, "Well, last week my boyfriend and I also had sex. I
rubbed his body all over with Crisco. We made love, and he screamed for
over six hours."
 
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could you
have possibly done to make your boyfriend scream for six hours?"

The Gay guy said, "I used the bedspread to wipe my hands."

What do you call a group of chubby transgender people?

Trans fats.

The Problem with Speaking English

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


Apparently Canada banned trans fats today...

I don't really mind, but I wonder what my Aunt John is gonna do...

My doctor told me to remove trans fats...

Who knew removing my tumblr app would get me back to proper health?

What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common?

They're both full of trans fats

The final word on nutrition and health.

The final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Son: Dad, what are this 'trans fats" given on the label?

Dad: Trans fats are both groups of people you can't make fun of.

A slightly overweight transgendered person walks into a health food store

the manager instantly runs up and tells her to leave the store, "why?" she asks confusedly, the manager points angrily at a sign on the door

"No trans fats"

(I dont mean to offend anyone, I just heard this from a trans friend.)

What do you call a group of obese gender reassigned persons?

Trans fats.

You should never fat-shame people

They've already got enough on their plate

My doctor told me to avoid trans fats...

So bye bye Tumblr!

My nutritionist told me to avoid Trans Fats

I'm gonna miss Tumblr so much.

What's tumblr's favorite ingredient?

Trans fats

Fats Domino died.

Ain't it a shame.

R.I.P. Fats

My personal trainer said I should reduce my fats.

I already do, though. By eating them.

Why shouldn't you listen to tumblr SJWs?

Because trans fats are bad for you.

I would do any sexual act to any gender or body-type

But I won't eat trans fats

Saturated fats, unsaturated fats.. Even trans fats!

It's quite the progressive age, my friends.

It's really unfair

We shouldn't discriminate against fats for being trans.

I like my women like i like my fats:

Trans.

Why should you avoid tumblr when your on a diet

Because, it's full of trans fats

edit add a coma

The doctor told me to stay away from trans fats

Now I'm only going after the skinny ones ❤️

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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