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Funniest Fatherinlaw Short Jokes

Short fatherinlaw jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fatherinlaw humour may include short parenthood jokes also.

  1. My wife told me that I did not love any of her relatives I told her that is not true.

    I said, "I love your mother-in-law and father-in-law much more than I love mine."
  2. I changed my last name to 'Batman' the day before my wedding My Father-in-Law didn't enjoy the wedding of Dan and Anna BATMAN.
  3. When I first met my father-in-law he threw a shotgun shell at me Then he said "Nice catch but the next one's gonna be going much faster!"
  4. I grilled some steak for my father-in-law. After taking a bite, he said, I like mine well done. I said, Thanks. That means a lot.
  5. I asked my incontinent father-in-law if he wanted anything from the store,he replied ... "Depends"
  6. A man gets married. Now, he has a father-in-law, a mother-in-law, a bother-in-law, a sister-in-law. And the wife? She is the law.
  7. So my father-in-law asked me to give the Christmas prayer... Apparently Ezekiel 25:17 is "inappropriate"
  8. "I'd like to have a toast" said the father-in-law at his daughters wedding "Add some jam on it," he continued
  9. Clicking into place "Everything's starting to click for me!" said my father-in-law at dinner. "My knees, my elbows, my neck … "
  10. If your father is poor, it's not your fault... But if your father-in-law is poor, it is your fault.

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Fatherinlaw One Liners

Which fatherinlaw one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fatherinlaw? I can suggest the ones about daddy and ten.

  1. What do you call a priest that becomes an attorney? Father-in-Law.
  2. If a priest became a lawyer, what would he be? A Father-in-law
  3. What do you call the priest who became an attorney? Father-in-law
  4. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? The answer is a father-in-law!
  5. My father-in-law is a retired preacher. The put him out to pastor.
  6. How did the celibate Catholic priest become a father-in-law? He graduated law school.
  7. My father-in-law insists on giving me clocks at every holiday. It's giving me a tic.

Fatherinlaw joke, My father-in-law insists on giving me clocks at every holiday.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fatherinlaw can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fatherinlaw puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comedy Fatherinlaw Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about fatherinlaw you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean taste jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fatherinlaw prank.

Apparently the Dad jokes never stop...

I just told my wife I was going to go hop in the shower; my 66 year old father-in-law looks me straight in the face and says, "You know, it works better if you just stand in it"...

What did I do wrong?

My father-in-law has been pretty depressed since losing his job last year. I wanted to help out so I pulled some strings and got him a job at the palm reading business where I work. I thought my wife would be thrilled but somehow here I am sleeping on the couch. That's the thanks I get for giving her dad a h**....

When you get married...

If you have a father, he becomes a father-in-law
If you have a mother, she becomes a mother-in-law
If you have a brother, he becomes a brother-in-law
If you have a sister, she becomes a sister-in-law
But, your wife, she becomes the law.

Was driving down the street when I saw someone getting jumped by 3 guys. I quickly pulled over and ran towards the scene.

I got there and the 4 of us messed him up good.
Source: 75 year old Mexican father-in-law

Colds usually go from your nose to your t**... to your chest...

If they go from your chest to your nose, is it called a retrovirus?
(Courtesy of my future father-in-law at lunch today)

Fatherinlaw joke, Colds usually go from your nose to your t**... to your chest...

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The impact of these fatherinlaw jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.