Fatherhood Jokes
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A soldier asks his sergeant if he can have a couple of days off because he's going to become a father. 'Very well, you can have three days off' the sergeant says. After three days the soldier is back and the sergeant asks him what the name of the kid is. 'No idea' the soldier responds 'but I will tell you in nine months'.
Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant..
Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says "My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"
What did the Medium say the the fatherhood convention?
I see dad people.
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If a serial r**... wrote a book, what would the title be?
Fatherhood
I'm in a Ska band that only sings about fatherhood.
We're called Dadness.
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Why are b**... so fit?
From running away from fatherhood.
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