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TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived.
Apparently it protects against harmful rays.
In one Intensive care unit
people always died on the same bed at 11 am on a Sunday morning, regardless of their condition. This puzzled medical staff, so a group of doctors decided to observe the bed in secret and waited for the fateful hour. Some held crosses and prayer books to ward off evil influences, while the less superstitious had video cameras to catch the whole thing on tape. At the 11th hour, the door to the ward slowly opened, then a cleaner came in, disconnected the life support machine and plugged in a vacuum cleaner.
There was this haunted ICU in a hospital... People always died at 3pm on a Sunday afternoon, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled medical staff, so a group of doctors decided to keep a watch on the bed in secret and waited for the fateful hour.
At 3pm, the door to the ward slowly opened, then a cleaner came in, disconnected the life support machine and plugged in a vacuum cleaner.
In the onion kingdom, the red onions ruled over all other onions. The red onion King was a well respected ruler. However, one fateful day, the spring onions rebelled.
As the red onion King was thrown from his dais, he turned to the leader of the rebellion. "You'll never truly be King! You're nothing but a shallot-on!"
Watching a cooking show when "We believe this was the last dish they served on the Titanic on that fateful day"
I bet that went down well.
Nataly
Up until two years ago I still had a friend called Nataly, but everybody called her "Nut" for some reason, was it her auburn hair or the similarity with her name, I still don't know. Our friendship ended the day when the class teacher asked us, who's bag is it on the corridor. My fateful answer was "Well, it looks like Nut's sack"
A woman once had a blind date with a chameleon
Their mutual friends had decided to set them up. She was sure it was a good idea, and this particular chameleon was known to be quite a charmer in their circle.
On that fateful day, at the restaurant, the charming chameleon and her were having a swimmingly good date.
Feeling impulsive, while eating dessert, the woman said, "You know, we're having such a great time and it's been long since I've had such a good first date. How about we head back to my place for a nightcap?"
The chameleon shook his head vigorously and suddenly turned a deep yellow tinge.
Embarrassed, he said, "Sorry about that, I have a reptile dysfunction."
There once was a woman named Ricity Thompson.
She was a successful politician, eventually becoming a popular presidential candidate. People were enthusiastic about her campaign, many chanting for her to be elected. Her opponent, Geoffrey McDonald, was also popular, and it was tough to say who would become the POTUS. Until that fateful November afternoon: the votes were tallying up, more than had ever been seen. The voting machine couldn't process all the information. Overloaded, it began to malfunction, releasing an electric bolt that hit McDonald square in the chest. Indeed, in the end, his downfall was elect Ricity.
A couple had been married for 70 years..
And then one fateful day, the husband fell ill and passed on. A few weeks later, the wife also passes away. Upon arriving in Heaven, she sees her husband. Excited, she calls him out:
"George! George! It's me, your wife! I just got here and we can be together for the rest of eternity!
The husband upon realizing it was his wife, starts to run the other way.
Confused, the wife shouts "Why?"
"I held up my end of the bargain 'Till death do us part'...but not a minute more!"
I remember that one fateful day...
"I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really on the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. That's when I felt the handcuffs go on."
-Jack Handy
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