Fatality Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fatality jokes. Read fatality aer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fatality fatal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Ridiculous Fatality Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

Job Fatality in Ireland

An Irish woman is making supper when she hears a knock on the cottage door. It's the priest and he has his hat in his hand, looking solemnly at the ground.

She's says "oh no, it's bad news isn't it father!"

"Yes, tis" says the priest.

"About my husband?? is he dead, father?" She gasps.

"There was a terrible accident at the brewery, he fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned"

"Was it a quick death, father?"

"Truth be told, he got out 3 times to pee"

What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war?


Yo mama...

....put the Fat in Fatality

The #1 cause of death worldwide is s**... transmitted and carries a 100% fatality rate.

Its called conception

I've wanted to become an astronaut ever since I was a kid, but decided not to after I heard about the 60% fatality rate.

Shame too, only 40% off.

Police brutality

Is there any thing that can be done to avoid the fatality rate associated with cardiac arrest? I'm just wondering if anyone can shed some light on the dark side of this problem.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the fatality accuracy puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working fatality tragedies piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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