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Women say their number one fear of online dating is the guy will be a serial killer. Men say their number one fear is the woman will be fat.

A man walks into a bar and notices two fat women.

They had obviously been drinking a lot, and were speaking loudly with heavy accents. After an hour he becomes annoyed with the noise, walks over to them and asks, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but are you two ladies from Scotland?"

"Wales, you idiot!", shouts the fattest one.

"I'm sorry," he says. "Are you two whales from Scotland?"

A study conducted by a group of scientists shows that women that have more than 25% body fat live longer than the men who mention it to them

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting...

30% of women think their ass is too fat,

10% of women think their ass is too skinny,

The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world.

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What do fat women and Bricks have in common?

They're both eventually laid by Mexicans

I like my women how I like my milk...

Rich, white, and 2% fat

(A Polish joke told to me by my Polish mother) - A Caucasian man walks into a coffee shop and a woman politely says, "How may I help you?" The man replies, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women...light and sweet"...

A black man orders next. He says, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women, dark and sweet." A Polish man then walks up to the counter to order. Before he says a word, the woman working the counter politely says, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any fat and ugly coffee here."

What do fat women get for Valentine's day?


A women steps out of the shower and drops her towel...

A women steps out of the shower and drops her towel. She stands in front of the mirror in her bedroom. "I hate my body, i'm too fat", she says sadly to her husband on their bed. "I'm feeling a little down after that, i could use a pick me up. Compliment me?" she says. He says back, "Well for one thing your eyesight is great!"

Here's some advice for women out there: Be careful of fat guys.

They are just trying to get into your pantries.

Fat women are like hydrogen

single and abundant

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A guy is sitting at a bar...

and he hears a few women at the far end of the bar. They sound like they are from the UK so he looks over and sees 3 enormous, fat women. he walks over and asks:

"so are you 3 women from Scotland?"


"oh, im sorry. so are you 3 whales from Scotland?"

(Q)....... What do fat women & mopeds have in common?

(A)........ They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

I like my women like I like my file systems.....

FAT & 32.

I have a MASSIVE heroine problem...

I'm addicted to fat women who save my life.

I find that most women are like roller coasters...

They won't let me on them because I'm too fat.

A man was talking to a couple of fat women.

Man: So, are you women from England?

Women: its Wales you idiot.

Man: sorry ma'am, are you whales from england?

They took a poll one day about womens' legs...

Around 6% said they liked fat legs...
Around 3% said they liked skinny legs
The other 91% said they preferred something in between.

Whether you love him or hate him...

...Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.

JCPenney just moved the women's Plus Size department downstairs. Is this yet another example of fat acceptance?

Or are they just tired of the escalator breaking?

I was at the bar the other night ...

... and overheard three very big ol' fat women talking at the bar. They all spoke with a heavy brogue accent.

I made an unfortunate assumption that their accents appeared to be Scottish… so I approached and asked, Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?

One of them angrily screeched, It's Wales… you bloody idiot! \*

So I immediately apologized…. and replied, I am so sorry! Are you three whales from Scotland?

And that's the last thing I remember.

In the world of online dating, women are afraid of meeting a serial killer.

Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

Your momma's so fat...

Her picture fell off the wall

She wears a 3 piece bikini

There are smaller fat women orbiting her

Her tampons come equipped with On Star

I like my women like I like my hard disks.

Mountable and not FAT.

I like my women like I like my sliced meat...

Artificial with a bit if fat around the edges.

10% of women think their ass is too skinny

30% of women think their ass is too fat.

60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for anything.

In an objective point of view, fat women are more attractive than skinny woman.

According to Newton, the heavier an object is, the more it attracts other objects.

I like my women like I like my hard drives...

FAT and 32.

Your mom is so fat...

She has smaller fat women orbiting around her.

I like my women like I like my doughnuts.

So fat that their holes are closed.

What do shingles and fat white women have in common?

Eventually both will be nailed by a mexican

Two pregnant women on a bench were talking to each other.

They saw a fat guy with a big belly. On seeing the fat guy, one said, " I will give birth to a handsome boy." On this the other said, " I will give birth to you a beautiful girl."

With intention to make fun of the guy , they asked the fat guy, "What are you gonna give birth to?"

He said I am gonna give birth to a young elephant and drops his pants.

" See, the trunk's coming out".

Call a beautiful women, beautiful she will never remember

Call a Fat Women Fat and She will never forget, because elephants never forget

I treat my women like I treat my cereal

Spoon first to get it wet, then eat it.

P.S. I love fat chicks.

I like my women like i like my fats:


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