Fat Tuesday Jokes
3 fat tuesday jokes and hilarious fat tuesday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fat tuesday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Humorous Fat Tuesday Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good fat tuesday joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Little Johnny walks in on his parents having s**...
He asks, "Mommy, what are you doing to Daddy?"
She thinks fast and says "Daddy's too fat, so I'm trying to flatten him out".
"Why bother? Every Tuesday the maid comes in and blows him back up again!"
Happy Fat Tuesday...
Or as your mother calls it, just another day.
My wife asked if these pants make her look fat…
I replied
Definitely not. It's you that makes the pants look fat.
And oh how we both laughed and laughed.
Anyway, I'm single now in case any of you want to hang out.
I'm pretty open most days. Except for Tuesday's when I do yoga.
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