Fat Santa Jokes
7 fat santa jokes and hilarious fat santa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fat santa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Fat Santa Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What is a good fat santa joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Dear Santa....
All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a slim body. Please do not mix it up like last year.
Don't worry if a fat guy comes to kidnap you...
I told Santa all I want for Christmas is you.
My husband is like Santa Claus
He's old, fat, and comes once in a year.
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My childhood memories of Christmas are dominated by the time I sneaked downstairs one Christmas Eve and heard my mother telling Father Christmas that he was a fat, lazy, good for nothing drunken slob...
I saw mommy dissing Santa Claus...
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
Why is Santa always a stoners best friend?
He always got a fat sack
What did Santa say when big old fat uncle Alfred came round to chat?
Nice to *sleigh* you!
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