Fat Santa Jokes
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Dear Santa....
All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a slim body. Please do not mix it up like last year.
Don't worry if a fat guy comes to kidnap you...
I told Santa all I want for Christmas is you.
My husband is like Santa Claus
He's old, fat, and comes once in a year.
A woman was telling Santa what she wanted from christmas...
She said "Santa, this year for Christmas I'd only like two things. The first a slim body, and the second a big fat bank account....
"Please don't mix them up like last year."
My childhood memories of Christmas are dominated by the time I sneaked downstairs one Christmas Eve and heard my mother telling Father Christmas that he was a fat, lazy, good for nothing drunken slob...
I saw mommy dissing Santa Claus...
Dear Santa -- For 2017, all I want is a SLIM body and a BIG FAT bank account.
Please don't mix it up like last year.
Note for Santa
Dear Santa,
Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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