Fat People Jokes

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Funniest Fat People Short Jokes

Short fat people jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fat people humour may include short fat guy jokes also.

  1. Why is Japan the healthiest country in the world? Because last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died
  2. Yo mama so fat... Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity
    But she so ugly people are still repelled by her
  3. Guys come on, we shouldn't give fat people such a hard time. They have enough on their plate already.
  4. I told my wife she shouldn't get upset when people call her fat Because she's bigger than that.
  5. What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at a show "I don't want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs. So next time, buy two seats"
  6. I'm not saying she's fat... ....But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know, She'd be three of them.
  7. My girlfriend said "Can you compliment me for once?" She's rather overweight so I said "Don't be sad when people call you fat, you're bigger than that."
  8. Why is obesity not a problem in Japan? Because the last time they had a fat man there. Several thousand people died.
  9. It gets me very angry to see people fat-shaming Please guys, they have enough on their plate already
  10. Why does Japan have so many skinny people? Last time they had a fat man, they lost a city.

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Fat People One Liners

Which fat people one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fat people? I can suggest the ones about fat girls and big people.

  1. Stop bullying fat people, it isn't funny They have enough on their plate anyway.
  2. Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They're thick and tired of it
  3. Why are rich british people fat? because they measure their wealth in pounds
  4. Yo momma, she so fat... there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.
  5. Yo mama is so fat… I know six fat people and she's 5 of them.
  6. Guys, don't make fun of fat people It's not as if they don't have enough on their plate
  7. Don't get mad at people who call you fat You're bigger than that
  8. Everyone should stop picking on fat people.. They have enough on their plate already
  9. We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already
  10. Fat people are harder to kidnap But skinny people are worth less at the meat market
  11. Can people please stop fat-shaming others They've already got enough on their plate
  12. You shouldn't fat shame people. But to be truthful, they won't come running after you.
  13. In which city do fat people stay? Obesity.
  14. If people call you fat, just ignore them You're bigger than that.
  15. Why do cannibals hate Transgender people? Too much trans fat

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What funny jokes about fat people you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fat picture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fat people pranks.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

I have lots of jokes to tell about fat people and doors

But they just never seem to fit

What is 88?

69 for fat people.


If fat people have more skin shouldn't they really be the 'skinny' ones?

What do my relationships and fat people have in common?

They never work out.

What does a box of chocolate and life have in common?

They don't last long for fat people.

A Target inspired joke

I got fired from Target but it was worth it. My coworker Alfred was stocking shelves and I was at front. A large lady came in and inquired about the mobility scooter. Hmmm I thought. A mobility scooter for fat people.
I got on the intercom and announced "Alfred, please bring around the Fatmobile."

Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...

Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian slip. I was sitting at the dinner table next to my mother-in-law. I turned to her and I meant to say,"Please pass the salt", but instead I said "You fat cow, you've ruined my life".

Fat people with lisps...

are thick and tired of your insults.

What do you call a person who hates fat people?


You should never bully fat people....

They have enough on their plates

I would tell a joke about fat people,

But they have enough on their plate as it is.

Sweet Young Boy

One day, a boy named Tom got on a very crowded bus.
Sitting opposite him was a fat lady who said, "If you were a polite young man, you'd let someone sit down."
"If you were a polite lady," Tom replied, "you'd let FOUR people sit down!"

Yo Mamma is So Fat.....

when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....

We shouldn't bother fat people

They have enough on their plate already.

What do you call a person with normal abs in a universe full of fat people


Me and the wife 88'ed last night.

It's like 69'ing, but for fat people.

People are always saying Americans are fat, violent, and above all else, s**...

But every time I see one of those statistics maps about how terrible we are, there's this little country on the northwest border of Canada that's just as bad as we are.

To all the people saying I have fat fingers...


Relationships are like fat people...

Most don't work out!

Amy Schumer gets mad when people describe her as fat, s**..., and disgusting..

because she doesn't like when people steal her material.

Fat people are like radians

They're only halfway done after one pi

To all those people calling Americans fat...

they dropped 21,600 pounds yesterday.

Why are Japanese people so obsessed with healthy diets?

It's because they never want to see another Fat Man in their lives.

"I know what you have been s**... on"

My nephew has a habit of s**... his thumb, so i had a brilliant idea to make him stop. I told him people that s**... their thumbs become fat.
At the store yesterday however, we ran across a pregnant lady and he had the great idea to shout "I know what you have been s**... on" in the middle of the store.

They say inside every fat person is a skinny person trying to get out.

But that's silly. Surely the skinny people aren't still alive after they eat them.

The Bible does not condemn homosexuality

The verse most people bring up is Leviticus 18:22, which says "Thou shall not lie with a man as thou would with a woman." This line has nothing to do with homosexuality.
What the verse actually means is that it's ok to lie when your wife asks if she looks fat but not when your buddy does.

Its easy to distract fat people

It's a piece of cake

Are fat people or thin people smarter?

It depends--thin people are generally sharper, while fat people are more well-rounded.

Where do fat people live?


What do you call a group of chubby transgender people?

Trans fats.

I hate it when people make all these fat jokes to shame fat people

They have enough on their plate already

Why is Japan such a healthy nation?

Last time they had a fat man 60,000 people died

Fat people are lucky

They get to eat whatever they want and not worry about getting fat.

My wife told me, Don't get upset if people you know are always calling you fat.

You are much bigger than that.

Why do fat people lose so much at casino tables?

Because whenever they are out of chips they always grab more.

What do you call 2 fat goths?

Morbidly obese.
I know I shouldnt joke about obese people they've got enough on their plate.

Three boys are bragging about their dads

The first kid says: "My father is a cop. When people talk to him, they have to call him 'officer'."
The second kid: "I can do better. My father is a judge, and when people see him, they have to say 'Your honour'."
The third kid: "That's nothing! My father is immensely fat, and when people see him, they say 'Oh my God...'"

Now that I have lived through a plague...

I get why most renaissance paintings are of fat people lounging around with their b**... and d**... out

Jesus and Buddha are sitting in Heaven.

Buddha: "I should've made one of those rules where people aren't allowed to depict me."
Jesus: "Why?"
Buddha: "They keep making me look fat!"
Jesus: "Tell me about it. I've been a blond white guy for two thousand years!"

Son: Dad, what are this 'trans fats" given on the label?

Dad: Trans fats are both groups of people you can't make fun of.

Why are Japanese people so thin?

Because last time there was a fat man, 80,000 people died.

What do you call two fat people having s**...?

m**... impossible

Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate?

The last time they had a Fat Man 100,000 people died.

A fat man meets a skinny man

The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"

You should never fat-shame people

They've already got enough on their plate

Guys asks his friend if he's fat.

His friend replies: "man, I know 5 fat people and you're 4 of them"

A basic rule of comedy is that if you possess a trait, you can joke about it. Like if you're fat, you can joke about fat people. If you're black, you can joke about black people

So, a 25-year old v**... walks into a bar..

Two tapeworms are chilling wherever it is tapeworms chill at.

One of them says, "So I found this host the other day. Man, you should have seen him! Fat as a blimp, ate more food in one day than most people eat in a week. He was roomy and comfy and spent most of his time sitting or laying down, so I didn't even NOTICE the outside world!"
The other says, "Hot d**...! Sounds like a paradise! Then why did you leave? Did he die or something?"
"Nope," answers the first. "But he reaaaaaaally loved Mexican food."

People be like I am fat because my mother cooks good food...

...I am like I am single because I have strong hands.

My friend has been going to the gym because people kept calling him "fat" and "ugly".

Now they just call him "ugly".

A new study found

A new study found
that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits..
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims..

Life is like a box of chocolates

Fat people go through it faster than skinny ones

What do fat Japanese lawyers do when business is slow?

They sumo people.

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass m**...

I read about how in ancient Rome gladiators had a layer of fat to protect them in combat.

I'm gonna start telling people I have the body of a gladiator.

Why are fat people good at handling conflicts?

They are often the bigger man

Guys We gotta stop giving fat people such a hard time

They got enough on their plate as it is.

Yo momma so fat

she is seven out of ten fattest people I know!

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