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Funniest Fat Kid Short Jokes

Short fat kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fat kid humour may include short fat guy jokes also.

  1. Wife: "Honey, I think you're a little to harsh to one of our kids." Husband: "Who do you mean? John, Michael or the fat one?"
  2. If a mass of beef fat is 'tallow', and mass of pig fat is 'lard', what is a mass of human fat called? 'American'.
    Just kidding, it's actually called 'Yo Momma'.
  3. My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means. Thomas, Carl or the fat and ugly one?
  4. Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you.
    Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one
  5. My wife said that I always treat my kid unfairly. I don't even know which one she means, Tommy, Tina or the fat ugly one.
  6. At School: What Does It Give You? Kids, what does the chicken give you?
    Meat!
    Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
    Bacon!
    Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
    Homework!
  7. I bought one of those anti-bullying charity wrist bands the other day I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
  8. Yo Mamma so fat... Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.
  9. Got myself one of those anti-bullying wristbands today Nicked it off a fat ginger kid with glasses on
  10. My friend commented on my daughter's weight recently, I told him it's mostly puppy fat. We should stop buying her pets, kid's a f\*cking pyscho.

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Fat Kid One Liners

Which fat kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fat kid? I can suggest the ones about fat boy and fat friend.

  1. What did the fat kid get for his Birthday? Bullied
  2. What do you call a fat kid with 3 teeth and a lazy eye? Names.
  3. I burnt a lot of calories today… I set a fat kid on fire.
  4. What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell
  5. Today I decided to burn some calories.. So I lit a fat kid on fire.
  6. So I want to start losing weight and burning fat So I set some obese kids ablaze
  7. I got one of those anti-bullying bracelets the other day I stole it off a fat ginger kid
  8. Why are Jedi kids so fat? Because they were force fed.
  9. What do you call a fat ginger kid with glasses? Anything, not like he'll run after you
  10. My wife told me to burn some calories... So I found a fat kid and set him on fire.
  11. Three kids walk into a Pole He was very fat.
  12. Fat kids go to fat camp, where do kids with ADD go? Concentration camp.
  13. A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat.
  14. They say it takes a whole village to raise a child That must be a really fat kid
  15. I needed to burn some calories... so I set a fat kid on fire

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Unearthly Funniest Fat Kid Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about fat kid you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fat people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fat kid prank.

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "t**...!"

When I was young, I used to eat a lot because my parents told me that fat kids are harder to kidnap.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.

A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.


10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar.
The salesman says, "Little boy is your mother home?"
Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"

Two starving cannibals, a father and son, were out trying to get something to eat.


They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came a little old man.
The son said, "Oh Dad, there’s one."
"No," said the father. "There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait."
A little while later, along came a really fat man.
The son said, "Hey dad, he’s big enough."
"No," the father said. "We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We’ll just wait."
About an hour later, there came this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there’s nothing wrong with that one Dad, let’s eat her."
"No," said the father. "Were not going to eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we’re going to take her back alive, and eat your mother."

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.

When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.


She is now known as Britney Spears.

If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds.


There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "

Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.

My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.


I gave birth 0 times and I don't fit in my pants from March.

Doctor: "Well, it looks like you're pregnant."
Woman: "Oh my God, I'm pregnant?!"
Doctor: "No, it just looks like you are."

How do you burn alot of calories?

Set a fat kid on fire

A man is diagnosed with a terminal illness...

He goes to his friend who is also a doctor for a second opinion.
Doctor says, "I've reviewed the test results- You've only got about 6 months left to live." The man says, "Doc give it to me strait is there anything I can do?!" Doc says, "As a your doctor or as your friend?" - "as a friend, doc."
This is what the doctor told him...
"If I was you, I'd move to North Dakota- Marry a fat German woman with a pig farm and 7 kids."
...
"What will that do, Doc? Will that cure me?"
He says, "No, but it will be the longest 6 months of your life."

What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school?

"You've got a lot of potential!"

I feel bad for Kim-Jong Un

It's hard being the fat kid in high school, so it must be really difficult being the only fat kid in the country.

It must be hard to be the fat kid in your classroom...

And must be even harder for Kim Jong Eun, who is the only fat kid in his country.

A teacher is teaching.

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
(sorry for the TERRIBLE title)

What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument?

The lunch bell!

Pregnant Woman

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of s**... his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop s**... his thumb, he'd get fat.
Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

Fat cow

Teacher is teaching kids
Teacher: what does the chicken give you?
Student: meat!
Teacher: what does the pig give you?
Student: bacon!
Teacher: what does the fat cow give you?
Student: HOMEWORK!!

What does the fat cow give you?

Teacher: "Kids,what does the little chicken give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the squealy pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Raising kids can be hard

Some of them are really fat.

A dad puts his kids down for bedtime

He says, "You're fat and s**...!"

What do you call 10 fat kids walking down a road?

Skittles.

A man was walking in a park..

when suddenly he noticed his watch wasn't on his wrist. While looking for it, he saw a man stepping on what seemed to be his watch, while simultaneously making fun of a fat kid. So he punched the man square in the face. "No one makes fun of fat kids" he said, "not on my watch".

"honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?"

"who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"

Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school.

If only my wheelchair was faster.

What is it?

What's black and blue and doesn't like s**...?
The fat kid in my trunk.

A fat kid had his lvl 100 gaming account raided and deleted.

It was quite un-4chan-ate.

Your mom is so fat...

Just kidding. I think she is a wonderful person, and so are you!

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out

I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid

What did the kid say to the fat atheist bully ?

Funny Comeback

I go into McDonald's and there is this fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid*
Me: you know, that could happen to any of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: god gave me a mouth to speak and I'm going to use it
Me: well god also gave you a mouth to eat, you abused that privilege.
Girl: -speechless-
Me: oh and you might want to wipe that ketchup off your chin
Girl: *goes to wipe chin*
Me: no, your other chin

A kid asks his mom why she's always bouncing on Daddy's tummy

This kid went to ask his mom one day why she's always bouncing on Daddy's tummy. He didn't understand and would assume that it would hurt.
The mom responded that she was doing that so that Daddy's tummy would not bloat up and get fat.
The kid then replied, "Mommy, that's never going to work because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up."

Kids have the lowest standards

Everything is about b**... their friends moms even though their mamas are so fat that when she skips a meal, the stock market crashes

Played rounders with a guy that abused fat kids.

He was a big hitter.

Teacher: Kids, what do you get from the chicken?

Kids: Eggs!
Teacher: Very good! Now what do you get from the fat pig?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what do you get from the fat cow?
Little Johnny: Homework!

What did the Math Teacher say to the fat kid who could not get in his seat?

Squeeze yourself in with the Squeeze Theorem.

Guinea Pig, in and of it self is not offensive...

I bought my kids a cute guinea pig - fine
Your wife is a fat Guinea pig, not so much

It's funny how 8 glasses of water seems like a lot

But 8 beers, two shots and a bottle of wine go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.

"Bevky I feel like you're treating one of your kids worse than the others"

"What ? Which one do you mean ? Tommy, Lisa or the fat one ?"

*WATCH OUT EVERYONE SAVAGE MEN ON THE STREETS!*

Old single fat man.
He wears red, he watches kids sleeping gives them toys and has a list of every kid!
Please parents watch out!

What do you call an un-vaccinated fat kid?

Roly Polio

I'm not saying I've got a fat kid.

But she only blows raspberries if it comes with cream.

I used to rip it out of the fat kids.

Then I lost my job in liposuction.

Your momma's so fat....

She saw a yellow bus full of white kids and screamed "FOLLOW THAT t**...!!!"
god i miss middle school

Three boys are bragging about their dads

The first kid says: "My father is a cop. When people talk to him, they have to call him 'officer'."
The second kid: "I can do better. My father is a judge, and when people see him, they have to say 'Your honour'."
The third kid: "That's nothing! My father is immensely fat, and when people see him, they say 'Oh my God...'"

My mom just posted in our family group: "It's our fat ones birthday today!"

She is referring to our cat.
10 minutes later, I get a message from my dad: "Happy birthday kid."

A kid gets slapped by his neighbor, and the mother is angry and goes to find out why

Why did you hit my kid?
He called me fat!


So you think you will get slimmer if you hit him?

Did you hear about the fat kid who got mad when his heelys broke?

Apparently a lot was riding on them..

Teacher

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now, what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

I know what you did

A little kid is often picking his nose. His mother tells him: "Honey, don't do this". The little kid asks "why?". The mother wants to think of some excuse so she says: "because... when you do it, then when you grow up, you will be fat like our neighbour next door."

After some time the little kid is in a subway train and spots a pregnant woman there. He starts to wink and point to her belly.

"Why do you do that?" asks the woman.

The little kid winks again: "I know what you did."

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