The Best 19 Fat Head Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fat Head jokes. There are some fat head ugly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fat head gordo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fat Head Jokes and Puns

A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness.


Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time."

Fat lady: "At which particular time?"

Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."

If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds.

There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.

Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Why do fat girls give great head?

Because they have to

Photo Album

A young boy was looking through
the family album and asked his
mother, "Is this you on the beach?

Mother says "Yes, it is"

Son asks "Who's this guy with you with all the

muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that old bald-headed
fat man who lives with us now?"

Why do fat chicks give good head?

Because they have to

Fat Head joke, Why do fat chicks give good head?

wanna remove 8 lbs of useless fat?

cut of your head

Want to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat?

Cut off your head.

Yo Momma's so fat...

she moves slower than her metabolism.

(Just an insult that popped into my head a while ago)

"bowl of chips"

9 out of 10 voices in my head are telling me that I am too fat. The last one is calmly preparing a bowl of chips.

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How to lose weight

- Doctor, I'm fat, how do I lose weight?
- Just move your head from left to right and from right to left.
- How many times , doctor ?
- Every time someone offers you food.

Whats fat on the bottom, skinny on the top, and has ears?


...what? You've never head of mountaineers?

Yo mama so fat...

I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.

I was with my buddy after I had an argument with my girlfriend...

I was annoyed by her behavior and was explaining to him what happened.

It's ridiculous! You can call a girl beautiful a million times, and they never believe you. Call her fat once, and they'll never forget!

My buddy turns his head and says, That's because elephants never forget.

Researchers say Bigfoot was finally discovered and captured on a mountain trail recently. Despite it's enormous size, it proved easy to capture due it's very low intelligence. The head researcher was shocked by just how fat and dumb it was. The beast will be held in captivity for a while.

In related news, your mom won't be returning from her hike anytime soon.

Fat Head joke, Researchers say Bigfoot was finally discovered and captured on a mountain trail recently. Despite it

I said to my Hong Kong friend, Your mother is so fat!

He shook his head in disgust. Sō FÑ.

It's a trap when your girlfriend asks if she looks fat...

... there's no right answer when she's in your head

Kevin Bridges bus stop joke

I am a bus stop, ready on a bus, whilst a pleasant madman confirmed up.

He changed into throughout the road. He shouted β€œHoi u, Hoi u,…, Ai u ”.

Now whilst u are at a bus stop, at midnight, and a person instigates a communication with

β€œHoi u, Hoi u,…, Ai u ”,…, you type a,…,shite yourself!

You try to preserve your head down. Then the fellow shouts: β€œOi fats boy!”.

I’m status there, searching at the two different human beings on the bus stop. I’m looking to discern out their BMI!

But beside me had been those 2 thin pensioner types.

I wager this one’s for me!

And the fellow said: β€œFat boy. Give me a quid,…,or you’re getting stabbed!”

And I thought,…,a quid ? That is,…,pretty reasonable! Panic over!

I mean, I’ve by no means been stabbed, however I can believe it being really inconvenient.

You’d be blanketed in blood, need to visit the hospital, and be bodily and emotionally traumatized.

And here,…,we’ve were given a gentleman,…,providing me the threat to skip this sort of horrendous ordeal,…,

In this contemporary economic climate,…, for a trifling pound!

Now I’m a sucker for a bargain!

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