Fat Dog Jokes
25 fat dog jokes and hilarious fat dog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fat dog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fat Dog Short Jokes
Short fat dog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fat dog humour may include short fat cat jokes also.
- At first I wasn't quite sure if my dog was pregnant, bloated, or just fat But then it became apparent
- My friend phoned me. He said, "My wife has lost her new puppy. It's a fat hairy thing with bulbous eyes."
I said, "Great description, but what about the dog?"
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Fat Dog One Liners
Which fat dog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fat dog? I can suggest the ones about big dog and bad dog.
- Why does the dog not appreciate being called fat? Because he's just a little Husky.
- What do you call a fat dog? A little husky
- Today i put down my favorite dog... He was getting to fat to carry
- I'm not saying my neighbor's dog is fat But she's more than a little husky.
- Why is a fat dog so afraid of the dog catcher? Because they're paid by the pound.
- My dog is fat If he weren't a king charles spaniel, he'd be a little husky
- I don't understand how elvis got so fat He ate nothing but a hound dog
- Dogs are like fat people They're all cute and cuddly until you try touching they're food
Hilarious Fun Fat Dog Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about fat dog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fat kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fat dog pranks.
Be verbs.
The teacher asked the class to stand one by one and compose a simple sentence using appropriate be verbs.
"She is beautiful", said Kate.
"My dogs are fat", shouted Mark.
"I is...", stuttered Joe when the teacher interrupted.
"You always say 'I am'. Never say 'I is'", said she.
As fast as he could, Joe uttered,
"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
The pug
A guy tells his buddy, "I got my wife a dog for her birthday."
His buddy asks, "What breed?"
"It's a pug, the guys says. "And, despite the squashed nose, the bulging eyes and the rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her."
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A man runs into a pub all out of breath and asks at the first table:
"Guys, who's got a b**... fat dog with a white collar?"
Nobody raises their hand.
"Oh, s**..., so I ran over the vicar."
A dog is running awa
A dog is running away from a farm.
The pig asks him why?
The dog replies, "this family doesn't want me man, I'm out"
The pig says what do you mean, the humans always pet you, they take you in walks, you have free reign over the farm. To which the dog replies, "not even pig, all I get for food are left overs, you get corn, and fruits, look how fat you are. I even overheard Papa say he was going to make you Ham for Christmas!!"
First Date
Years back, before electronic car door locks, there were two brothers, Andy and Oby. Andy was 4 years older than 16 year old Oby. Oby had never been on a date and wanted to take out a girl he had met. So...he asked Andy for advice. "I want to take this girl out for a walk and I just don't know what to do or say" Andy told him "It's easy. Just compliment her and everything will fall into place". "What do you mean" asked Oby. Andy told him to compliment her on her hair "your hair is like silk", her teeth "your teeth are like pearls", her eyes "your eyes are like sapphires", etc.
So Oby take her for a walk, and comes home with a black eye. Andy asked him what happened. Oby says: "Well, I tried to compliment her on her hair, but she didn't have much, and not many teeth either. Her eyes were one blue and one brown like some dogs, and I didn't know what to say about that, so...I said for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!"
Divine Frog
A family is driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish.The man says, "Please make my dog win the next dog race."The frog asks to look at the dog, which limps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog only has three legs, it very fat, and can barely move at all so he tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfil his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish.The man says, "Well, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest in the area. The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.The frog turns to the man and says, "Could I please have another look at the dog?"
Two starving cannibals, a father and son, were out trying to get something to eat.
They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came a little old man.
The son said, "Oh Dad, there’s one."
"No," said the father. "There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait."
A little while later, along came a really fat man.
The son said, "Hey dad, he’s big enough."
"No," the father said. "We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We’ll just wait."
About an hour later, there came this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there’s nothing wrong with that one Dad, let’s eat her."
"No," said the father. "Were not going to eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we’re going to take her back alive, and eat your mother."