Fat Controller Jokes
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I tried to sell my Thomas the Tank Engine train set at an antiques store today.
"You would have got more for it if the fat controller wasn't missing." Said the assistant.
"Yeah, you're probably right." I replied. "She's good at haggling."
What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem.
A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
My wife bought a new dress and asked me if it made her look fat
I said, "Of course not, honey. It's not the dress. It's your lack of discipline and self-control."
My uncle was in the navy, stationed on an aircraft carrier.
One day during inspection he had a ketchup stain on his shirt. This had the natural punishment of kitchen duty.
That night he reported and there was a big, fat, sweaty man in a wife beater making hamburger patties for dinner the next night. He'd pick up a handful of beef, put it into his armpit and flatten it into a patty.
My uncle was absolutely disgusted as they had hamburgers every Thursday for his 2 year deployment. While he was curled over a trash can trying to control his stomach the chef pipes up:
"If you think that's bad you oughta be here the day we make donuts"
When the food packaging says "serves 3 - 4 people
The fat controller laughed "you are wrong"
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