Fat Chick Jokes
73 fat chick jokes and hilarious fat chick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fat chick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fat Chick Short Jokes
Short fat chick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fat chick humour may include short fat girls jokes also.
- I went to a bar last night and I saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said "Wow, great legs."
She giggled and said "Really?"
I said "Yea, most tables would've collapsed by now." - I walked in a pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on the table I said:nice legs
And she said:You really think so?
I said: Yes, other tables would have collapsed by now - What does a pile of bricks and a fat chick have in common? They both probably gonna get laid by some Mexican
- What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it.
- What do pennies and fat chicks have in common? Unless you're broke and desperate, they're not worth picking up.
- I know my brother is strong I mean I've never seen him lift weights or anything but he's always picking up fat chicks
- What's the difference between a fat chick and a filipino drug dealer? Eventually, the drug dealer gets taken out.
- What's the difference between sod and a fat chick? Nothing, sooner or later they will both be laid by a Mexican
- Didja hear about the two fat chicks flouting social distancing rules while going for a walk? They just wanted to flatten their curves.
- I treat my women like I treat my cereal Spoon first to get it wet, then eat it.
P.S. I love fat chicks.
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Fat Chick One Liners
Which fat chick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fat chick? I can suggest the ones about fat friend and fat husband.
- Wanna know how easy it is to sleep with a fat chick? Piece of cake
- I'm like a heart attack, I get all the fat chicks.
- Why do fat chicks give good head? Because they have to
- mopeds are like fat chicks... they're fun to ride, until your friends see
- How do you pick up a fat chick? Piece of cake.
- What do you call a Muslim guy who won't date fat chicks? Shallow halal.
- Fat Chicks Are Like Scooters... They're Really Fun To Ride Until Your Friends Find Out
- Pick up line for fat chicks "Hey girl, put down that cupcake, you're already too sweet."
- What do turkeys and fat chicks have in common I'll only stuff them after they die
- Nothing against fat chicks having high self-esteem Just not yoga pants high
- I'm attracted to fat chicks... ...by the force of gravity
- My buddy goes to church to hit on fat chicks... He said he really enjoys Catholic mass.
- What do you call a fat chick riding a bird? A pterosaur.
- I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him
- You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Fat Chick Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about fat chick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fat pig jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fat chick pranks.
How do you f*c**... a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
A man goes up to a fat chick in a bar...
and says "i'd give you one", she slaps him and says "how dare you?!? Just because I'm fat doesn't mean you can just say you would screw me!" He retorts "screw you?!? I was scoring you out of ten".
What do 2 fat chicks say to each other?
...who cares, they're fat.
How do you have s**... with a fat chick?!
Roll her in flour and tickle the wet spots.
How do you get a fat chick lubed up for s**....
Just make her walk up a flight of stairs first.
I saw a fat chick walking with a r**... whistle
I love her optimism
Fat chicks.
Last night I was having some wings and beer with a coworker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda fat girls drinking at the bar and being loud. They had what I could have sworn was a Scottish accent.
I'm a big fan of girls from the UK, so I struck up a conversation. I asked them, "So... you two ladies are from Scotland?"
I could see immediately that I had offended them. The brunette scowled and said, hotly, "WALES!"
I apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland?"
How can you tell if a fat chick is pregnant?
You can't.
Fat chick
I was ice-skating today, just minding my own business, when I noticed a rather plump woman, who kept giving me the eye.
Eventually, she came over to me.
"Hi there. I'm a bit shy and I'm not very good at breaking the ice!" she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.
Wanna know something interesting about Roland Emmerich?
He owns one of those antique steamboats, the kind with the giant wheel on the back, and he actually sails with it. In rivers of course, the open ocean is far too choppy, and would damage the antique boat. Anyway, he's got an entire house set up on the boat, complete with living quarters, entertainment rooms, and even a workout room. Sometimes Roland likes to bring guests on the boat, once there was this fat chick named Mary, she spent her whole time in the exercise room burning fat, she was pretty proud of herself for it too.
Roland still takes the boat up and down various rivers to this day,
with the big wheel keep on turning,
Proud Mary keep on burning,
Roland,
Roland,
Roland on the River!
What do fat chicks do in the summer time?
Stink.
They call me the human Hoyer lift...
because I'm good at picking up fat chicks.
all the good reasons for dating a fat chick are....
Fat chicks don't get wet.....
They get greasy
What do fat chicks, mopeds, and the k**... have in common?
They are all things the Republican party likes to ride until their friends see them on them.
Last Night at the Club...
I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.
"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.
"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.
"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."
What kind of beer do fat chicks drink ?
Cellu-lite
Fat chicks are like m**....
Totally fine to do in the privacy of your own home, but you should be ashamed to be caught in public.
What do they call fat chicks in France?
American tourists!
What did the pirate say when he spotted a stranded fat chick?
Land h**...!
What do a moped and a fat chick have in common?
Both are fun to ride but you'd never want your friend to catch you on one.
I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
I was at the pub the other day, when 2 fat chicks walk in and sit next to me
Thought of being polite, I said 'Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?'
One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said 'it's Wales you idiot'
So I immediately said 'Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?'
Long story short, anyone know how to deal with black eyes fast?
How to s**... a fat chick?
Piece of cake.
What does AT&T call their reduced data plan sold exclusively to fat chicks?
Cell-u-Lite
What do fat chick's and motor scooters have in common?
They're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you on one!
Fat chicks are like scooters.
They're fun to ride, but you don't want anyone knowing you ride them.
Riding a moped is like b**... a fat chick
They're both fun until your friends catch you
Why do fat white chicks like black guys so much?
Because they have chocolate d**....
Was in line at the supermarket yesterday...
And this fat chick was wearing these tight jeans that said "Guess?"
I thought, I don't know, 450 pounds?
So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, "caution, I'm a maneater".
I walked up to the girl and timidly said, "excuse me, Miss... about your shirt"
She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted; "Oh let me guess, you're here to make a comment about how I'm so fat and how I actually eat men.. I can't help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt."
I looked at her, confused and said; "That's actually not what I was going to say at all."
"Oh.." she replied as a smile started to come across her face. "What were you going to say?"
"That's not how you spell manatee."
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
