Fat Cat Jokes
24 fat cat jokes and hilarious fat cat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fat cat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fat Cat Short Jokes
Short fat cat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fat cat humour may include short fat dog jokes also.
- My wife asked me "Is it just me or is the cat getting fat?" Apparently "No it's just you" wasn't the right answer.
- I was told by the vet that i had to put my cat down... So i went home to it and said "You're fat and lazy."
- I tried putting my cat on a diet once, but she's still fat... I guess it just didn't work out
- My mom just posted in our family group: "It's our fat ones birthday today!" She is referring to our cat.
10 minutes later, I get a message from my dad: "Happy birthday kid." - I worked up the courage to call out my overweight cat today. I asked him "If you're such a fat cat, where is all your money?"
- Halloween is easily the scariest night of the year, what with the dead rising from their graves... and fat girls thinking they look s**... dressed as cats.
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Fat Cat One Liners
Which fat cat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fat cat? I can suggest the ones about bad cat and fat cow.
- What did the fat cat go to prison for? Purrrjury
- Would you like to see my BBC? It's a lazy fat cat and keeps superstitious people away.
- Your cat is so fat texas fits inside of him OH LAAWD, HE COMING.
- I like my women how I like my cats fat and struggling to get through the door
- Your cat is so fat... When it threw up a hairball, it makes a whole 'nother cat!
- Why do fat women always have a cat? In case they run out of food.
- The world got to see James Corden as a fat p**.... He was also in the movie Cats.
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What funny jokes about fat cat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fat pig jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fat cat pranks.
Speaking of a big fat b**...!
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet.
"My cat is very fat, she says.
"Alright," says the vet. "I will look at him."
The vet picks up the cat and examines its teeth. Then she looks at its eyes. Then into its ears.
Finally, she turns to the girl and says, I'm very sorry. I'm going to have to put your cat down."
"Oh no! Because he's so fat?"
"Yes, says the doctor. My arms are very tired."
My cat is very fat
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. "My cat is very fat, she says. "Alright," says the vet. "I will look at him." The vet picks up the cat and examines its teeth. Then she looks at its eyes. Then into its ears. Finally, she turns to the girl and says, I'm very sorry. I'm going to have to put your cat down." "Oh no! Because he's so fat?" "Yes, says the doctor. My arms are very tired."
The Robins
Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one.
"Me too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate until they could eat no more.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the first one.
"Me neither. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.
They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up.
As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I just love 'baskin' robins.'"
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
"I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more.
"I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one.
"Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.
"O K," said the first.
So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat up and gobbled them up.
As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I FREAKIN' LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."