Fat Burning Jokes
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When you have s**... you burn 1000 calories.
No wonder you're so fat.
Me and a co worker were cremating a fat person.
My coworker said I wonder how many calories we are burning .
Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn?
"The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"
Want to know how to burn fat while you sleep??
Keep dreamin'
My friend called me.
Him "What are you doing?"
Me "Burning fat."
Him "You mean sport?"
Me "I mean barbecue."
Being sick and tired of all the excess fat, one day I decided to burn it off. And then I started running...
..from the police for setting my wife on fire.
why are grills so hot?
becuase they burn fat
Wanna know something interesting about Roland Emmerich?
He owns one of those antique steamboats, the kind with the giant wheel on the back, and he actually sails with it. In rivers of course, the open ocean is far too choppy, and would damage the antique boat. Anyway, he's got an entire house set up on the boat, complete with living quarters, entertainment rooms, and even a workout room. Sometimes Roland likes to bring guests on the boat, once there was this fat chick named Mary, she spent her whole time in the exercise room burning fat, she was pretty proud of herself for it too.
Roland still takes the boat up and down various rivers to this day,
with the big wheel keep on turning,
Proud Mary keep on burning,
Roland,
Roland,
Roland on the River!
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What's a fat kids favourite instrument?
The dinner bell
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