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Fastfood Jokes

6 fastfood jokes and hilarious fastfood puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fastfood that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silly & Ridiculous Fastfood Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good fastfood joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Did you know that people who celebrate ramadan can still have McDonalds?

Really - that's because it's fastfood

Why don't Americans eat snails?

Because they like fast-food.
(This one actually came from my dad if that gets extra points.)

What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together?

They both love hot dogs

Fastfood

Clerk: Number 27! Double steak combo with extra fries!
Man: Right here!
Clerk: Here you go sir, sorry about your weight.
Man: Oh, it wasn't long at al- wait...
Clerk: >:D

I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant.

It's called The Valhallah Snakbar.

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee.

I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly.
At the window, there was a delay.
Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated.
"I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

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