The Best 12 Faster Cold Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Faster Cold jokes. There are some faster cold jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these faster cold puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Faster Cold Jokes and Puns

When you live alone, the only thing that wakes you up faster than a cold toilet seat

Is a warm toilet seat

Which runs faster, hot or cold?

Hot, Everyone can catch a cold.

Heat or cold

Which one travels faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch a cold.

What is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, you can catch a cold.

What is faster Hot or cold?

Hot because you can catch a cold

(my teacher made this joke, and he isn't on reddit so I felt the impulse to share it)


How do you know if hot is faster than cold?

Because you can catch a cold.

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot. You can always catch a cold

Which runs faster Hot or Cold?

Hot because anyone can catch a cold.

Which is faster?

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot. You can catch a cold.

Last month I had a head cold so bad that I was filling

Kleenex's faster than a 15yr old with his first Playboy.

You can explore faster cold reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean faster cold dad jokes. There are also faster cold puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Which is faster hot or cold?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the faster cold jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working faster cold piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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