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- So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie.. Fast10: Your Seatbelts.
- What does The Walking Dead, game of thrones and Fast and Furious have in common? All their Walkers are dead
- Did you hear that in the next fast and the furious movie they're getting rid of those long fin things on the back of the cars Ah sorry, spoilers
- If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.
- After the title "The Fate of the Furious", I just need next 2 movies to be titled Fast *nein* : The Fast and the *Furher*ious
Fast10 : your seatbelt - whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead? there's no Walker in Fast and Furious
.......RIP Paul - Flat mate saw me chopping furiously in the kitchen He said "why are you cutting up rosemary so fast"? I said cos I've run outta thyme
- My wife and I like to role play, "The Fast and the Furious", in bed. Those are the names for my and her respective roles anyway...
- They just announced the next Fast and Furious movie where they will go undercover as ride share drivers in Asia It's called Tokyo Lyft
- What was it called when the Japanese forced all their best drivers to be in the Fast and the Furious movie? Tokyo Draft
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Fast And Furious One Liners
Which fast and furious one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fast and furious? I can suggest the ones about need for speed and driving fast.
- The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called.... fast 10 Your Seat Belt.
- I've calculated the name for the next Fast & Furious movie... Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
- I just gave up watching the Fast and the Furious Too many spoilers
- What do you call an accordionist who can play fast and furious? A speed demon.
- I will be furious if the next Fast and Furious movie isn't called Fast10 Your Seatbelts
- I like my women like I like my movies... ...fast, furious and eight in a row.
- I really wanna watch Fast and the Furious But the spoilers ruined it for me
- Why didn't they ever stop for gas in the Fast and Furious movies? They had Vin Diesel.
- What movie franchise has the worst spoilers? The Fast and the Furious.
- Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out.
- Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious? Cuz family's important
- Slow and Steady Wins the Race. But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker.
- The sequel to Gandhi fasting and Furious
- Why does vin diesel get hangry? The fast makes him furious.
- There's going to be a Fast and Furious cameo on Walking Dead Paul, walker
Charming Humor Fast And Furious Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about fast and furious you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean street racing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fast and furious pranks.
This guy's wife gets a cat...
This guy's wife gets a cat and he hates it. So one day, while his wife is gone to work, the guy puts the cat in the back seat of the car, drives a few blocks, and lets the cat out. When he gets home, the cat's sitting there on the front porch.
So the next day, the guy waits until his wife leaves for work again, then throws the cat in the car, drives a mile away from the house, and tosses the cat out. When he gets home, the cat's sitting there again on the front porch.
Well, the guy's furious. So he waits until the next day, then throws the cat in the car, and drives as far and fast as he can, making all the turns and doubling back he can to throw off the cat. He dumps out the cat and heads home, but realizes he can't figure out where he is.
So that afternoon, his wife comes home and answers the ringing phone. It's her husband. He asks, "Is the cat there?"
She says, "Yes."
The guy says, "I'm lost. Put the cat on the phone."
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Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
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Honesty Is Not Always the Best Policy (real news)
A Florida man arrested for speeding and DUI admitted to police that prior to getting in his car he'd been drinking beer and watching "The Fast & the Furious." Although, he admitted his favorite movie is "Dumb and Dumber."
I don`t watch trailers of "The Fast and The Furious"-movies
too many spoilers
You know who hasn't seen Fast and Furious 7?
Paul walker
There's a new Fast & Furious ride at Universal Studios
I really hope I don't get Paul Walkers car
A guy is doing 90 in a 75 and sees lights from a patrol car in the mirror...
He thinks furiously for a moment and then floors it, 95... 100.. 110... Finally, with the officer still hot on his tail he slows to a crawl and pulls over to the roadside.
The officer, obviously on edge, cautiously approaches the car as the man rolls down the window and places hands out where they can easily be seen.
"You were going a little fast there," the officer says "but it is the end of my shift and tonight the boys are coming over for beers and cards, so you have exactly one chance to explain yourself."
The man, with all the sincerity he could muster, replied "Sir, round about a year ago my wife left me for a state trooper. I tell ya, that nag leaving was the best thing that ever happened to me and I knew it was too good to be true because when I saw your lights in the rearview, I could have sworn you were bringing her back."
The officer paused for a moment and said "Have a nice day and drive safe."
The fast and the furious 8 (spoiler alert)
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What movie title best fits The Flash's s**... life?
The Fast and the Furious.
Its been 2 years since Paul Walker died
Time goes by 2 fast 2 furious.
There's a new movie about violence during the Ramadan
It's called the Fast and the Furious
Fast and the Furious just announced a new movie called Faster And Furiouser 3.1:
You Get the Drift
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What is Vin Diesel's l**... style?
Pitch Black, Multi-f**..., x**... and Fast and Furious.
Why no Fast and Furious character goes to gas station?
Because they have Vin Diesel.
How does Usain Bolt feel after being stripped of one of his Olympic Gold Medals?
Fast and Furious
Why did Paul Walker die?
He was 2 fast 2 furious
I have seen the Fast & Furious 8 spoilers....
There are high spoilers and low spoilers. Depends on the cars they are driving.
Are the Fast and Furious movies realistic?
NOS really.
Just got finished all 7 fast and the furious...
That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell.
It's my wife's birthday
And all she ever want was a fast car. Something to get her old heart pumping. She always hated me because i couldnt afford her nice things. She demanded that I get her something that can go from 0 to 200 faster than anything she's ever seen. Otherwise she would leave me. On the morning of her birthday I told her to go check the driveway. She went out and all she saw was a cardboard box. Furious, she questioned what it was. I told her to open it. Inside was a brand new scale.
Which cast member of The Fast and the Furious has the worst taste in wine?
Vin Diesel
What does the walking dead and fast and furious have in common?
I keep seeing jokes about next fast and furious being called Fast 10 Your Seatbelts, but did
7 8 9?
What do the strippers in the Fast And the Furious franchise tell each other?
Ride or die
What do you call a jihadist during Ramadan?
Fasting and furious
Why are they making so many Fast & Furious films?
So they can make Fast10 Your Seatbelts .
What is Vin Diesel's favorite Disney movie?
Beauty and the Fast and the Furious
I wrote a review for the Fast and Furious movies...
Ok so all of the cars have this little fin on the back and...
Oops, I forgot to warn people, this contains spoilers.
What kind of fuel does the Fast and the Furious cast use
Vin Diesel
I really hope the fast and the furious makes it to ten movies
So then they could call it FastTen Your Seatbelts
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My galfriend and I role play "The Fast and the Furious" in bed.
Me and her, respectively.
The Olive Garden should sponsor The Fast and Furious franchise.
Because when you are there, you are Family.
I heard Taco Bell is renaming their restrooms.
They're now called "The Fast" and "The Furious".
