Fashionable Jokes
37 fashionable jokes and hilarious fashionable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fashionable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fashionable Short Jokes
Short fashionable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fashionable humour may include short trendy jokes also.
- Made up by my elementary-aged kid: How do old people line up? In an elderly fashion. (So proud)
- Too soon for COVID jokes? COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end. - Some people say rolling for stats in D&D is old fashioned and unforgiving But I think it builds character.
- People often tell me I'm very old fashioned for a millennial I guess I'm just a late boomer.
- My favourite way to dress is all in black. My sense of fashion is second to nun.
I'll show myself out. - Edna Mode has been to fashion shows across the global, but there's one place she will never visit… Cape Town
- One of my many niche-market jokes They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?
- There was a fire in a yodelling school. Everyone was to exit in an orderly orderly orderly fashion.
- My ex broke up with me because she said I was too old fashioned I thought we had good alchemy
- My parents are old fashioned. When I was a boy they wanted me to play baseball. And When I was a girl they wanted me to see a psychiatrist
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Fashionable One Liners
Which fashionable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fashionable? I can suggest the ones about fashion sense and attractive.
- Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes? Never 21
- The dumpling became a fashion designer because it knew how to dress to impress.
- Why did the winter solstice start a fashion blog? It had a "bright" sense of style.
- Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off
- Every time someone tries to explain fashion to me it's in one year and out the other.
- If you arrive fashionably late in crocs... you're just late.
- Why can't fashion designers play uno? Because they always draw a cardigan.
- With the world hating Russians again The 80's have truly come back in fashion.
- 2020's fashion was really terrible Probably because nobody had any taste
- You haven't heard of The Incredible Hulk's new fashion line? It's all the rage.
- When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV.
So do I. - What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map? Incontinent
- What do you call a fashion designer that rejects everything? Calvin Deklein.
- What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior? Glamurai
- What do you call a group of ducks quacking at once in a disorderly fashion? Quack-aphony
Uproarious Fashionable Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about fashionable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fashion designer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fashionable pranks.
My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.
They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.
New Earring
John is at work one day when he notices that his
co-worker, Zach, is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion".
"Hey Zach" he yells out "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal out of it, ..it's only an
earring." Says Zach sheepishly.
"No really," probes John, "How long have you been wearing one?"
... "Ever since my wife found it in our bed."
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Why are LGBT people so fashionable?
Because they spent a lot of time in the closet
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband Says..
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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At my friend's house, her dad told us these jokes called "Mama mama jokes." I expected old fashioned "Yo' mama" jokes. I got these.
Mama, Mama, I don't like little brother!
Shut up and eat what you're told.
Mama, Mama, I don't want to go to Hawaii!
Shut up and keep swimming.
Mama, Mama, I don't like going in circles!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Honestly, I'm scarred.
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I heard you like reposts, so here's one from 114 years ago.
**TOWN AND COUNTRY**
The young woman who was boarding at the farmhouse expressed to the farmer her anxiety at the savage way in which the cow regarded her.
It must be on account of that red blouse you've got on, miss, answered the farmer.
Dear me! exclaimed the girl. Of course, it's out of fashion; but I had no idea a country cow would notice it.
(From the London Journal, July 2nd, 1904)
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Don't Ever Let Him See You Completely n**...
The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of
marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.
"Never let your husband see you in the n**...," she advised. "You
should always wear something."
"Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl.
Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband
were preparing to retire when the guy asked, "Dear, has there
ever been any insanity in your family?"
"Not that I know of," she answered. "Why?"
"Well, we've been married for two weeks now and every night
you've worn that silly hat to bed."
An officer sees a man leave the bar at closing time and walk in a drunken fashion, trying to enter each car parked there.
The officer thinks to himself I have got an easy catch. Meanwhile while this is going in, the other patrons enter their own cars and drive off.
When the drunken man finally climbs in his own car and pulls out, the cop is waiting for him and gives a breath analyser test.
To his surprise, it shows a reading of 0.0. Confused, the cop asks the driver, how?
To which the driver replies - Tonight, I am the designated decoy.
