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136 fashion jokes and hilarious fashion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fashion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Explore the lighter side of the fashion industry with these hilarious fashion jokes! From fashion designers to models, police, sense, and nova, to fashion weeks, industry, outfits, vogue and more, you’ll be in stitches with these witty jokes.

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Funniest Fashion Short Jokes

Short fashion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fashion humour may include short clothing jokes also.

  1. Made up by my elementary-aged kid: How do old people line up? In an elderly fashion. (So proud)
  2. Too soon for COVID jokes? COVID is like fashion…
    We started hearing about it in Italy…
    Became popular in LA and NYC…
    Florida ignored it…
    And it was all made in China in the end.
  3. Some people say rolling for stats in D&D is old fashioned and unforgiving But I think it builds character.
  4. People often tell me I'm very old fashioned for a millennial I guess I'm just a late boomer.
  5. My favourite way to dress is all in black. My sense of fashion is second to nun.
    I'll show myself out.
  6. Edna Mode has been to fashion shows across the global, but there's one place she will never visit… Cape Town
  7. One of my many niche-market jokes They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?
  8. There was a fire in a yodelling school. Everyone was to exit in an orderly orderly orderly fashion.
  9. Why do gay people know so much about fashion?... They have spent so much time in the closet.
  10. My ex broke up with me because she said I was too old fashioned I thought we had good alchemy

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Fashion One Liners

Which fashion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fashion? I can suggest the ones about clothes and designer clothes.

  1. Why are LGBT people so fashionable? Because they spent a lot of time in the closet
  2. Why are gay men so great at fashion? They've spent so much time in the closet.
  3. Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes? Never 21
  4. The dumpling became a fashion designer because it knew how to dress to impress.
  5. Why did the winter solstice start a fashion blog? It had a "bright" sense of style.
  6. Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off
  7. Every time someone tries to explain fashion to me it's in one year and out the other.
  8. If you arrive fashionably late in crocs... you're just late.
  9. Why do gay men have good fashion sense? Because of all the time they spent in the closet
  10. Why can't fashion designers play uno? Because they always draw a cardigan.
  11. My girlfriend said that I was too old-fashioned. So I beheaded her.
  12. With the world hating Russians again The 80's have truly come back in fashion.
  13. 2020's fashion was really terrible Probably because nobody had any taste
  14. You haven't heard of The Incredible Hulk's new fashion line? It's all the rage.
  15. When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV.
    So do I.

Fashion Designer Jokes

Here is a list of funny fashion designer jokes and even better fashion designer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A fashion designer was interviewing a cannibal... "So what do you think would best complement a person?"
    "Salt and pepper."
  • What do you call a fashion designer that rejects everything? Calvin Deklein.
  • Have you guys heard about the deaf fashion designer? Whenever he watched anything, he needed clothed captions!
  • Why do fashion designers never have any good ideas? They're too clothes minded.
  • What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout
  • Why did the fashion designer want to be cremated? Because he wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same outfit for all eternity.
  • What does a Russian fashion designer call people from the United States? A mannequin.
  • A famous Australian fashion designer created a special collection of denim trousers for the indigenous population. He calls them Aborijeans.
  • Unlike many guys, I don't try to get into a lady's pants… …mostly because they won't fit me, but also because they lack usable pockets. What's up with that aspect of fashion design, anyway?
  • Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede.

Fashion Sense Jokes

Here is a list of funny fashion sense jokes and even better fashion sense puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Gay people really don't have an excuse to have a bad fashion sense What were they doing all this time in the closet?
  • I found out why most gay people have good fashion sense. They don't spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
  • Gay people have no excuse to have a bad fashion sense... My friend, what were you doing in the closet that whole time???
  • Chad always has an impeccable fashion sense, even when he's not trying People ask him how he does it and he tells them, "Well, I didn't stay in the closet all those years for nothing".
  • Why do gay guys have a really good fashion sense? Well, you would think so after spending so much time in the closet..
    Read this somewhere awhile ago and made me laugh XD
  • What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome
  • What do you call a portmanteau with a horrendous sense of fashion? A jortmanteau
  • Why do gay guys have such a great fashion sense? They've spent so long in the closet!
  • What does a white supremacist have in common with someone with poor fashion sense? Inferior genes.
  • You would've thought Elton John would have better fashion sense... Seeing as he spent so much time in the closet
Fashion joke, You would've thought Elton John would have better fashion sense...

Fashion Week Jokes

Here is a list of funny fashion week jokes and even better fashion week puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire? Fashionably late.
    I'll be here all week.
  • In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course.

Fashion Model Jokes

Here is a list of funny fashion model jokes and even better fashion model puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out? I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
  • did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models
  • Did you hear about the super model with IBS that committed a fashion faux pas? Got runs in her stockings.
  • What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show? A roll model
  • Why do old fashioned races start with a countdown from a bikini model? It's the thot that counts
  • What did the cannibal say to the fashion model? "You have good taste."
  • I dated a runway model once She was always fashionably late
  • I don't like skinny fashion models cause I find their lack of weight disturbing.

Fashion Police Jokes

Here is a list of funny fashion police jokes and even better fashion police puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I wish there had been fashion police at the capitol the other day They would have actually arrested people
  • Dolce and Gabbana are to be jailed for tax evasion. Looks like someone finally called the fashion police.
  • There's a new fashion inspired by the police It's a pullover in a hood
  • The fashion police have forced the Prague Zoo to get rid of their zebras. After all, Czechs and stripes just do not mix.
  • What do you call the fashion police in Germany? The Gaystapo.
Fashion joke, What do you call the fashion police in Germany?

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Amusing Fashion Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about fashion you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean lifestyle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fashion prank.

I went to a fashion show the other day.

But they were just a bunch if posers.

New Earring

John is at work one day when he notices that his
co-worker, Zach, is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion".
"Hey Zach" he yells out "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal out of it, ..it's only an
earring." Says Zach sheepishly.
"No really," probes John, "How long have you been wearing one?"
... "Ever since my wife found it in our bed."

I don't understand people wearing leather or fur...

Don't they realize that animals are suffering because of their sense of fashion? They should put themselves into the animals' skin and try to understand.

Is fashion all about clothes?

Apparelently.

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

My Neighbour works in Fashion and was gloating they look at attractive people for a living, so I replied so do I.

... I work in a store that sells mirrors.

My Dad taught me to swim the old fashion way

He took me down to the river and threw me in. As soon as I got out of that burlap sack I could swim like a fish!

"Alright Mike Tyson, to win $100,000 you need to name a fashion accessory and a place in Australia."

Mike Tyson: "That's easy. It's Perth!"

The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense

What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?
"My s**... preference is Narnia business."

This year I decided I am going back to the real roots of Thanksgiving and celebrating it in the traditional fashion.

I will be handing out smallpox blankets to Native Americans.

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Burlap pants are coming into fashion,

People are just itching to show off the new look.

What do you call a group of ducks quacking at once in a disorderly fashion?

Quack-aphony

I'm old fashioned when it comes to coffee. If someone offers me a hot cup of java, I say no thanks.

I'd much prefer a cup of C++.

Recent fashion trends...

certainly have given women the cold shoulder, haven't they?

A fashion designer combined the national dress

of India with the carefree styling of Polynesia. He's calling it his "Sari,Sarong number."

The fashion of the present draws from the past...

Jesus slippers and Samurai top knots

A scarf was recently arrested...

and charged as a fashion accessory to m**....

Woman sitting on death row. Executioner opens her cell door and says It's time. What do you want to eat for your last meal?

Woman, in typical fashion goes, I don't know, what do you want?

Did you hear about the new fashion trend of sticky clothing?

Its popular, but its really hard to pull off.

I'm thinking of starting a fashion line for alcoholics.. I guess I'll just call it..

Michael Coors Light

Q: How many members of a cultural, religious or social outgroup does it take to accomplish a routine task?

A: An arbitrary number: One or more to actually perform the task, and the remainder to behave in an absurd fashion consistent with perceived humorous stereotypes!

I did a few fashion shoots with Marillion in the '80s.

It was very easy work... like shooting Fish in apparel.

So apparently the new fashion trend of the day is to stick chewed gum in your hair

It's a unique look but it's hard to pull off.

I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a Lupine Designs fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year

So I asked Where is the werewolf's wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves' wares?

The Incredible Hulk has started his own fashion line.

It's all the rage.

I'm a fashion designer who joined the Unite the Right march.

I just really hate dirty muslins.

What do you call a dog's fashion sense?

d**....

I don't care about the fashion.

It comes in one year and goes out the other.

Fat fashion designer has found a time machine [OC]

Thinking about how many opportunities of discovery await him, he went inside and clicked a button.
He soon found himself in ancient rome. He noticed all the plebs wearing cool ancient clothes so he quickly went to the nearest shopping centre.
Being fat himself, he asked the shopkeeper if they can sell him XL shirts. That question made the shopkeeper curious, thus he asked the designer:
\-Do you really want to purchase that many shirts?

What does a Machine Learning specialist and a Fashion Designer have in common?

They both specialize in curve-fitting

Why are gay people so much better at fashion?

Because they're very familiar with the closet.

n**...'s need to hire their old fashion designer back...

... the arm bands at least looked cool, these new hats are just ugly.

What do fashionable apes wear in the jungle?

Dolce and Banana.

Why do popular fashion trends tend to eventually be considered tacky?

They stick around too long.

What do you call a socialist who's into fashion?

c**... Hilfiger.

A theological one for the computer scientists

After the animals exited the ark, the Lord came to the animals and the Lord spoke "Go forth and multiply".
The snakes came to him and said "Oh Lord, we cannot fulfil the commandment, for we are adders"
Thus spoke the Lord "Go and cut down the trees, and out of the trees you shall fashion furniture. For adders can multiply with the aid of log tables"

I once met someone who refused to talk to people unless the conversation was about fashion.

He was very clothes minded.

Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?

From what I heard they're a bit tacky.

A panda walks into a bar...

A panda walks into a bar. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why? Why are you behaving in this strange, un-panda-like fashion?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda walks towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

Why did the hoody smell like w**...?

It was high fashion.

"How can you watch Victoria Secret Fashion Week but still claim you love only me?" My wife asked

" The same way I watch Formula One whole weekend but still drive my trusted 2012 Toyota Camry everyday" I replied..
That satisfied her...
I just failed to mention I take rental at Enterprise when I go on business trips

An officer sees a man leave the bar at closing time and walk in a drunken fashion, trying to enter each car parked there.

The officer thinks to himself I have got an easy catch. Meanwhile while this is going in, the other patrons enter their own cars and drive off.
When the drunken man finally climbs in his own car and pulls out, the cop is waiting for him and gives a breath analyser test.
To his surprise, it shows a reading of 0.0. Confused, the cop asks the driver, how?
To which the driver replies - Tonight, I am the designated decoy.

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring...

The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense".
The man walks up to him and says,
"I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then asks,
"So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

True story. I asked my Google Home to tell me a dad joke.

"Why can't you write with an unsharpened pencil?
Because there's no point!"
I asked it to tell me another dad joke, and in typical dad joke fashion:
"Why can't you write with an unsharpened pencil?
Because there's no point!"

James Caan shared this one in his famous Twitter fashion

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. End of tweet

Fashion joke, James Caan shared this one in his famous Twitter fashion

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