Fash Jokes
18 fash jokes and hilarious fash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?
Never 21
Why can't fashion designers play uno?
Because they always draw a cardigan.
2020's fashion was really terrible
Probably because nobody had any taste
A fashion designer was interviewing a cannibal...
"So what do you think would best complement a person?"
"Salt and pepper."
What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?
Accessories
I wish there had been fashion police at the capitol the other day
They would have actually arrested people
Why do fashion designers never have any good ideas?
They're too clothes minded.
What do fashionable apes wear in the jungle?
Dolce and Banana.
I did a few fashion shoots with Marillion in the '80s.
It was very easy work... like shooting Fish in apparel.
Why did the fashion designer want to be cremated?
Because he wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same outfit for all eternity.
I'm old fashioned when it comes to coffee. If someone offers me a hot cup of java, I say no thanks.
I'd much prefer a cup of C++.
Is fashion all about clothes?
Apparelently.
There's a new fashion inspired by the police
It's a pullover in a hood
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What's the difference between Beyonce's clothing line and domestic a**...?
One's an Beyoncé fash and the other's a fiancé bash
What do you call an Alt-Right superhero who can run very fast?
The Fash.
A fashion designer combined the national dress
of India with the carefree styling of Polynesia. He's calling it his "Sari,Sarong number."
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Why is fashion for prostitutes so unfriendly?
Because it's h**...-stile.
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Fash One Liners
Which fash one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fash? I can suggest the ones about fashionable and sense.
- What do you call an Alt-Right superhero who can run very fast? The Fash.
