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- Most Fascinating Part of the Body I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body but then i realized "pssssh, look what's telling me that"
- My mate is in a band called NS. At first, I was fascinated to find out what it stands for. But now I'm not too bothered. It's nothing special.
- Anti Vaxxers. We should be fascinated in the way anti-vaxxers cling to the phrase the research . It must be something they all pass around to each other.
You know, like measles. - Why are sloths so fascinating? You'll almost always find one InTreeResting.
.....I'll just see myself out. - I met this really short man called Peter the other day. He's a baker and he was telling me all about baking flat breads.
It was fascinating.
I love to hear the pitta patter of tiny Pete. - Why are black holes fascinating objects in the universe? Once you go black, you never go back.
- Sleep patterns are fascinating. There's light sleep, where your heart rate slows; deep sleep, where you can't easily be wakened; and REM sleep, where you lose your religion.
- When I compare my wife and my mistress I find it fascinating how different sisters can be.
- [OC] I watched a fascinating documentary about how a tadpole becomes a frog. The beginning seemed fishy but the end was ribbiting.
Wocka Wocka Wocka! - Why did the chicken cross the road? The fascinating story of an innocent chicken trying to escape the farm
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Fascinated One Liners
Which fascinated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fascinated? I can suggest the ones about intrigued and amazed.
- I am fascinated by mountains. They peak my interest.
- I read this fascinating book about an immortal dog... It was impossible to put down.
- I just watched a fascinating documentary about labyrinths. It was amazing.
- Medusa really loved art. She was fascinated by still life.
- I met a new paleontologist today... Fascinating young lady, called Diana Saw-Hunter.
- I just picked up a fascinating new book on OCD. I literally can't stop reading it.
- Been reading a fascinating memoir about Latino street culture. It's a collection of esés.
- Have you heard about Mike Tyson's fascinating toe nails? They're ingrowthing
- Birds fascinate me. They beak my interest.
- I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
- Join the Army, meet some fascinating people, then kill them.
- Why was Jesus so fascinating? Because he attracted people from all over
- Why do aliens fascinate us? Because whatever they do looks like saucer-y
- I'm fascinated by the concept of buoyancy... ... but whatever floats your boat.
- The other day I was talking with this lamp... It has led a fascinating life
Laughable Fascinated Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about fascinated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean astounded jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fascinated pranks.
A teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Little Johnny raised his hand. The
teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Johnny before. She
finally decided there was no way he
could damage the word 'fascinate', so
she called on him. Johnny said, "My
Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten
b**..., but her b**... are so big she
can only fasten eight."
Fascinate
Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?
Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise.
Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try?
Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow.
Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the end of the word and made it an adjective. I just want to hear the verb "fascinate".
Ernie: Yo mama got a blouse with 12 b**... on it...but she so fat, she can only fascinate!
A man was riding on the bus and reading and article about life and death statistics. Fascinated he turns to the fellow sitting next to him and says "did you know that everytime I breathe somebody's dies?"
The fellow turns to him and says "have you tried mouthwash?"
Drunk people are always fascinating
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing? " he asks the drunk.
"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it. "
"So how does feeling the roof help you? " He asked the drunk.
"Well," the drunk replied. "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!! "
Steven Spielberg is casting for his upcoming blockbuster on the history of classical music.
He asks his stars who they want to play. Brad Pitt says, "I want to be Mozart. His pastiche of influences from several European countries has always fascinated me." Tom Cruise chimes in with, "I'd like to be Beethoven. I love the way he handled the transition from Classicism to Romanticism." Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I'll be Bach."
It's really fascinating that I've been able to see language evolve over just a couple generations. For example, what they used to call a chesterfield we now call a couch, what they used to call a veranda we now call a porch, and what they used to call a joke we now call
a president.
Science Joke
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.
The physicist saw the violent ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked out into the waves. He was pulled under and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked out to the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote in his journal, "Physicist and Biologist both soluble."
Gorilla Encounter
Two gay guys are at the Zoo. They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive e**.... The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for two hours non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?" he shouts. "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called! He hasn't written!"
Sherlock Holmes arrives at a crime scene, and immediately bends down to pick up a button on the floor.
Hmm… Sherlock ponders, I deduce that the individual this button belongs to is 6' 1 , was born in January, and has a fascination with blueberry muffins.
Watson was completely confused by his partner's deduction.
How could you possibly get all that from just a button?
Elementary! Sherlock replied. Because it's mine!
Lately I've noticed a strange fascination shared by everybody that comes over to my house. They can't seem to get enough of this one Stephen King book I have on my shelf.
I guess it's true what they say; company loves Misery.
a misunderstanding
teacher to class: can anyone use the word fascinate in a sentence?
little johnny: my sister has ten b**... on her shirt but she can only fasten eight
I don't know why women have a fascination with Twilight.
The reason being, vampires and women are entirely different. One is a blood s**... monster that preys on the helpless and the other are vampires.
Bible lesson
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages.
"Momma, look what I found." the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered.
"It's Adam's suit!"
Interestingly enough, scientists have discovered a fascinating new species of frog, named the Romulan Pond Frog that has an amazing way of evading predators.
In the press release, scientists showed footage of the frogs using a special call that appeared to disorient predators, leaving them unable to precisely locate the frogs.
Scientists are calling this special call a "croaking device."
