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Best Short Farty Jokes

Short farty puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The farty humour may include short toot jokes also.

1. Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup? Because one more and they would get too f**...
2. Why do Irish people only ever put 239 beans in their stew? Because one more would be too f**....
3. Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?? If they added just one more, it would be too-f**...!
4. How many beans does it take to make Irish bean soup? 239. Because one more would make it too f**...
5. Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it? (Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too f**....
6. Why did the Irish man only eat two hundred and thirty nine beans? If he ate one more, it would be too f**...!
7. Why do Irish people only put 239 beans on their toast? Because one more would be two f**.... 😊
8. Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets "2 f**...".
9. Why do Irish people only put 239 beans in their chili? If they add one more it would be too f**....
10. Why does an Irish chili have only 239 beans in it? Because one more would make it *too f**...*.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about farty can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of farty puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Farty One Liners

Which farty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with farty? I can suggest the ones about bean and broth.

1. Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew? Because one more, and it'd be too f**....
2. Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup p**...? Because any more would be too f**....
3. I only ate 239 beans. Just one more and I'd be too f**....
4. Why do the Irish only eat 239 beans at a time? Because one more would be too f**....
5. How many beans are in Irish bean soup? Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too f**....
6. There are only 239 beans in an Irish bean soup One more would make it too f**....
7. Why do the Irish only but 239 beans in their soup? Because one more would be too f**....
8. What do you call an obese time traveler? f**... McFry
9. What do you call a gassy time traveler? f**... McFly
10. What's the best time to go to an Irish proctologist? Too f**...
11. Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans? Because the extra bean would be too f**....
12. What is the stinkiest number in Ireland? f**....
13. What comes after a f**... competition? f**...!
14. Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
    Cuz one more will make it "too f**...!"
15. What do you call Marty Mcfly if he farts to much? f**... Mcfly.....

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What funny jokes about farty you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean pee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make farty prank.

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