Farty Jokes
48 farty jokes and hilarious farty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about farty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short farty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The farty humour may include short toot jokes also.
- Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup? Because one more and they would get too f**...
- Why do Irish people only ever put 239 beans in their stew? Because one more would be too f**....
- Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?? If they added just one more, it would be too-f**...!
- How many beans does it take to make Irish bean soup? 239. Because one more would make it too f**...
- Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it? (Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too f**....
- Why did the Irish man only eat two hundred and thirty nine beans? If he ate one more, it would be too f**...!
- Why do Irish people only put 239 beans on their toast? Because one more would be two f**.... 😊
- Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets "2 f**...".
- Why do Irish people only put 239 beans in their chili? If they add one more it would be too f**....
- Why does an Irish chili have only 239 beans in it? Because one more would make it *too f**...*.
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Farty One Liners
Which farty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with farty? I can suggest the ones about bean and broth.
- Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew? Because one more, and it'd be too f**....
- Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup p**...? Because any more would be too f**....
- I only ate 239 beans. Just one more and I'd be too f**....
- Why do the Irish only eat 239 beans at a time? Because one more would be too f**....
- How many beans are in Irish bean soup? Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too f**....
- There are only 239 beans in an Irish bean soup One more would make it too f**....
- Why do the Irish only but 239 beans in their soup? Because one more would be too f**....
- What do you call an obese time traveler? f**... McFry
- What do you call a gassy time traveler? f**... McFly
- What's the best time to go to an Irish proctologist? Too f**...
- Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans? Because the extra bean would be too f**....
- What is the stinkiest number in Ireland? f**....
- What comes after a f**... competition? f**...!
- Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too f**...!" - What do you call Marty Mcfly if he farts to much? f**... Mcfly.....
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What funny jokes about farty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make farty pranks.
An Irish guy is making chili for a fall cookoff
He just recently immigrated and forgot the recipe back home.
He goes to his wife, 'Mary, I forgot the recipe. How many beans am I supposed to put in?'
Mary responds: '239.'
Why my love?
Mary: any more would be too f**...
Why do Irish people only use 239 beans in their soup?
Because adding another would be too f**....
Why do Irish stews have only 239 beans in them?
Because if there was one more, it would be too f**....
Why do the Irish only put two hundred and thirty nine beans in their chili?
Because if they added just one more bean, it would be too f**...!
Does anyone know how many beans are in 1 can of beans?
Two hundred thirty nine, because one more would be two f**...
Why did the Irishman only eat 239 beans?
if he'd had one more it would have been too f**....
Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans in her stew?
Because just one more would be too f**....
If I ate beans and you ate beans how old would we be?
I'd be f**... and you'd be f**... too.
Why does the Irishman always put exactly 239 beans in his soup?
Because one more would be too f**....
Why do they only put 239 beans in each can?
If they put one more in it would make the beans too f**....
Dem puns...
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too f**...!
How many beans are in Irish Chili?
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too f**...".
I met an Irishman who cooked beans and he would just use exactly 239 beans per p**.... I asked him, why? He said
If I added just one more bean, it would be too f**...!
Why did the Irishman not add one more bean to his 239 bean soup?
Because it would have been too f**....
How come there can't be more than 239 beans in an Irish bean soup?
Because one more would make it
"Too f**..."
A true Irish bean soup is made with exactly 239 beans...
..if you were to add one more bean, it would be too f**....
The perfect Irish bean stew
(In an Irish accent)
Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?
Because if you added one more it'd be two f**....
