The Best 34 Farte Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Farte jokes. There are some farte reek jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these farte shart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Farte Jokes and Puns

I farted in a room full a hipsters...

Just to see them fight over who smelt it first.

If a hipster falls, and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Yes...but you've probably never heard it.

So I farted at the Apple Store

and when I looked around I noticed everyone looking at me. It was horrible. A man yelled, "OPEN A WINDOW". The Apple Genius came over and said "Sorry Sir we don't have any Windows here".

I farted in a room of hipsters

I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

Farte joke, I farted in a room of hipsters

I farted on the train and 4 people turned around.

Felt like I was on The Voice.

(Not an original joke)

Farted in front of my Jewish boss today.

He wasn't impressed.
It's not like a little gas ever killed anyone.


I farted in front of a Jewish friend

He got offended but i said " c'mon a little gas never killed anybody"

I once farted in an Apple Store...

I once farted in an Apple Store. They got mad at me and I said it's your fault, you don't have windowsο»Ώ

Farte joke, I once farted in an Apple Store...

I farted in front of my Jewish friend...

He glared at me.

I said, "What? A little gas never killed anyone !"

When you farted few times and thought that they were all silent...

... then you realize you wore headphones.

I farted on the bus today and four people turned around

I felt like I was on the voice.

I just farted so hard that blood came out

of the person behind me.

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I farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

I farted in Apple and they kicked me out

It's not my fault they don't have windows

I farted in a room full of hipsters.

They spent two hours arguing who heard it first.

I once farted in the woods

Then i saw a grizzly walking with his paw in front of his nose.
I think He couldn't bear the smell

I farted on my mother-in-law and everyone around us could smell it but her.

That's one upside of being in a coffin.

Farte joke, I farted on my mother-in-law and everyone around us could smell it but her.

I farted in front of my female friend..

She got mad and I said "what?! a little gas never hurt anyone"

Apparently you cant say that to a Jew...

I farted in front of my girlfriend and she broke up with me, which made me realize...

...I need to try that on my wife.

What do you say to someone who just farted?


I farted on a fireplace once.

It was lit.

Someone farted at my Grandmother's Wake

Smelled like somebody died in there.

I farted on the bus the other day

4 people turned around. For a moment there it felt like I was on The Voice

I Farted Next To My Jewish Friend

I dont know why he held his nose, a little gas didn't kill anybody.

I farted infront of my Jewish friends and they overreatced so much

A little gas never killed anyone.

I farted in front on my Jewish friends

They complained but I said Hey, a little gas never killed anyone!

I farted in an apple store.

Not my fault they didn't have Windows.

I just farted on my wallet.

It's ok, I needed some gas money.

I just farted on my wallet



Now I got gas money.

I farted at work the other day..

then my coworker started trying to open the window. It must have been a really bad one β€” we work on a submarine.

I farted in the elevator today

Which was wrong on so many levels ..

I just farted on my wallet

Now I have Gas Money!

*Told to me by my 9 year old daughter, who thought it's hilarious! (I agree lol)

when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, How dare you fart in front of my wife! I said, I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was her turn next.

when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly,

How dare you fart in front of my wife!


I said,
I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was her turn next.

I farted in an elevator full of people, but no one reacted

It must have been a noble gas.

I farted on my wallet yesturday.....

Now I have gas money

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