Farmyard Jokes
4 farmyard jokes and hilarious farmyard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about farmyard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along with your farm-loving friends with this collection of farmyard jokes. This round-up of farm animal puns, apiarist humor, tractor jokes, and pasture laughs will make every barnyard feel like a comedy club.
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Comical Farmyard Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good farmyard joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Good pickup line.
Two male flies are buzzing around the farmyard when they spot a female fly landing on a fresh pile of cow dung.
The one fly says, "Wow, she is cute! I'm going to try to talk to her, wish me luck."
He swoops down, lands right next to her and says, "Excuse me Miss, is this stool taken?"
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What do you call the m**... of a baby farmyard bird?
Chicken Statutory
I like a girl who works in a farmyard.
I guess I'm a-tractor-ed
to her.
A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken.
He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as he was driving at 100 kph. The man tried to catch the chicken but it ran down a side road. The man followed it into a farmyard but couldn't find it anywhere. He saw the farmer and told him the story and the man asked for an explanation. The farmer said that he, his wife and his son all liked chicken legs so he bred 3-legged chickens.
"What do they taste like?" asked the man.
"I don't know", replied the farmer, "we haven't caught one yet"
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