Farmland Jokes
5 farmland jokes and hilarious farmland puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about farmland that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Laughter Farmland Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What is a good farmland joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I tried to take some High Res pictures of my farmland and fields.
They still came out pretty grainy.
Two hunters are walking through a wooded farmland...
when they come across a giant hole they can't seem to find the bottom of. They wanna know how deep it is, so they see a rusted anvil close by, drag it over, and throw it down the hole. Seconds pass, and they never hear it hit the bottom.
A few seconds later, a goat comes sprinting by, and jumps right into the hole. The farmer comes walking by and asks the hunters "fellas, have you guys seen my goat around here?"
The hunters reply "well he just came running at us 80 mph and jumped down into that hole there!"
The farmer says "well that can't be! He was chained to an anvil!"
So theres a rich arabian prince driving through a foreign country and he's passing through some farmland and sees a farmer leaning on a post so he decides to stop and have a chat.
Is this your land? He asks the farmer. Yep, from that post down to the river. Responds the farmer. The prince smiles and says, on my land i can get in my car and drive the whole day and not see the other side! And the farmer says:
Yeah i had a car like that once.
What happens when you heavily water farmland?
The plot thickens.
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A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland...
Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued.
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