Farming Jokes

Funniest Farming Short Jokes

Short farming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The farming humour may include short farms jokes also.

1. Old McDonald had to hire a manager for the farm. The manager asked, "What's my title?" mcdonald said, "You're the C I E I O."
2. My uncle was taking our picture at a dairy farm in Wisconsin when he was crushed by a giant wheel of cheese. We tried to warn him.
3. If Snapchat has taught me anything .... .... it's that a lot of today's teens look better as farm animals.
4. After years of poor yields, Old McDonald will have to sell his farm... ... to cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
5. Do you remember when people didn't have to make pop culture references to make a joke? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
6. Saw a sign at a farm that said, "duck, eggs." I was contemplating the use of the comma when it hit me.
7. Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato.
   Also, salesman die of malnourish.
8. What do a farm and hospital have in common? Too many vegetables for one person to take care of.
9. What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock? barn and no-bulls.
   (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
10. Punctuation Matters! I was walking past a farm and a sign said:
    "Duck, Eggs"
    I thought: That's an unnecessary comma - and then it hit me."

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Farming One Liners

Which farming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with farming? I can suggest the ones about farmer planting and mining.

1. Just got a job as senior director at Old MacDonald's Farm... I'm the CIEIO
2. What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
3. Dad Jokes are like farms The cornier the better
4. What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ? The CIEIO
5. Old McDonald had a farm... 2.71828 √(-1) 2.71828 √(-1) (5-5)
6. Due to rising costs, Old McDonald had to sell his farm. E-I-E-I-Owes a lot of money.
7. I'm starting a job as a director.. .. of old McDonald's farm, I'm the CIEIO.
8. Why did the tractor sell medicines? Because it was a farm assist!
   ... I'm sorry...
9. I just accepted a senior management position on the old MacDonald farm I'm the CIEIO
10. How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
11. How do you know if someone is just farming for karma? They only post on their cake day
12. I got a promotion at the farm I'm the new CIEIO
13. I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time alpaca lunch.
14. Just got a promotion on the farm I'm the new C.I.E.I.O
15. Where do all the orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

Farming Kid Jokes

Here is a list of funny farming kid jokes and even better farming kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The shortest Dad Joke in the world. Driving down a country road with your kids in the back seat, point at a stack of hay bales on some random farm and exclaim:
  ># Hey!
• Might take the children to the Goat farm for lunch today. Apparently they do Kid's meals.
• As kids on a farm we had to round up the cows. I'd count eleven and just say there were a dozen.
• Every time I visit my Uncle's farm I think the sheep are pointing and laughing at me when I'm not looking.. Are ewe kidding me
• I never wanted to be a farmer when I was a kid.. Every time someone bought the farm they died..
• Non believers say it is impossible for a v**... to have kids... ... but my socially awkward friend Mitchell owns a goat farm - and he has plenty of kids!

Crop Farming Jokes

Here is a list of funny crop farming jokes and even better crop farming puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bought an ant farm the other year. They are right lazy! A whole year and they havent grown me any crops yet!
• Ol McDonald had a farm, E I E I O. And on that farm he grew some crops. D E A Don't know!
  And a puff puff there,
  And a puff puff here,
  There a puff, here a puff,
  Everywhere a puff puff!
• TIFU by neglecting the fence between our m**... farm and the cattle ranch next door. We're struggling to salvage our crop for harvest this year, and the steaks have never been higher.

Organic Farming Jokes

Here is a list of funny organic farming jokes and even better organic farming puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the man quit his job at the organic parsley farm? They kept garnishing his paycheck.
• Tribute joke to Mitch Hedberg. I went to a farm. They told me, Everything we raise here is organic. I hope so! Because I'm not eating a chicken made of rocks.
• Why are insects farmed for food always organic? They don't use insecticide.

Farming Simulator Jokes

Here is a list of funny farming simulator jokes and even better farming simulator puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a farming simulator eie.io
  (Idiotic I know)

Giggle-Inducing Farming Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about farming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fishing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make farming pranks.